*glycerine

Except when it’s Fit Tony. But then he gets fat anyway.

If someone were to kick him directly in the perineum I would understand.

Can’t wait for him to be identified and then we can contact his employer and family members to use our 1st Amendment rights to express what a fuckhead he is. Hopefully he gets fired and blacklisted from good employment and can experience homelessness for himself.

And, if you don’t know what it’s like to have the entire world openly criticize, judge, throw uninformed opinions,

waitwaitwaitwaitWAIT

While I’m not saying GMG is some perfect organization that is completely unbiased. The comparison to Fox News is pretty rich.

He did crash an AIDS gala once, rush the dais and proceed to pledge a million dollars then not follow-through with a dime.

Does not compute. I just have to assume there’s a twist in the script, where he falls in love with her daughter.

Sounds like where I grew up. The reason I’m poor and unemployed is because all these other people/groups are holding me down. The reason that black person is poor and unemployed is because they’re too lazy to use the bootstraps god gave them.

The donor vehicle is a 1984 (Nissan) Sentra.

My college had a car club and I met some interesting people through it. As with any group of car enthusiasts, there are a few BSers.

“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

Another bullshit way for people to draw attention to themselves and feel special for creating a crotch-spawn.

I know I can’t be the only one that hates gender reveal parties. Please explain why are they necessary.

We’ve already arrived at the jokey part of this administration. “Oh, that Donald, what a scamp, running around with porn ladies!”

The dickweeds who fought tooth-and-nail to keep me from being able to legally marry my partner are the same Bible-thumpers who are now excusing Trump’s NUMEROUS philanderings as, “It…

Full disclosure - this is not something anyone ever told me.

How else would I have ever found out about the Bowling Green massacre?

Has Kellyanne ever said anything worth thinking about?

NO, NO THEY DON’T. NOBODY LIKES PORTRAIT VIDEO, THAT’S A FUCKING LIE, AND SINCE YOU’RE NOT PRESIDENT YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF (AND HE CAN TOO).