Are you kidding? The black guy took down the armed gunman totally unarmed!!! Give him a gun and he’d be an unstoppable killing machine!!! See, they only let cops know this because they don’t want a nation-wide panic, but black people have superhuman strength and speed and a genetic predisposition towards cop-killing…

‘Bama: deeply republican, anti-gov’t, anti-regulations and anti EPA.

In and around the lake

And the whole point of the article is to tell you it doesnt....

Here he is, ladies and gentlemen: That Guy.

You’re a fucking idiot. It’s 100% on the car.

Ah, yes, the lesser known “right to ad revenue” clause in the First Amendment.

The tweets are generated at the firm of Barron, Miller & Dennison, and they are top notch. Good people, really excellent firm

Don’t go confusing Marines with you gun nut cowards. We chose to train with weapons because we vow to defend the country against enemies foreign AND domestic, with our lifes if needed. You probably wouldn’t defend this country unless you can do it from your couch like your boy Trump.

Hello, person.

And as for the military, we have many many many bases, including Parris island where most of the marines who protect your first amendment rights, using guns, are made.

Jim Farley, Ford’s head of global markets, is targeting a higher margin sales in hopes of achieving more profitability. Basically—it’s not going to be a car for the Regular Joe, but Ford is hoping that its improvements will encourage people with money to spend it.

Homie, I have no problem staying the fuck (this is the internet, you can say fuck) out of South Carolina. It’s a rancid shithole of white delusion. I honestly hope you clowns do secede, so that in 10 years after you all die of starvation and disease we can go back in and clean it up and start over with the land…

Not sure if this is a Marine Todd style copypasta or not but still: You know that if you (try) to leave you don’t get to keep the bases or the marines right?

I don’t know...I found the video DASHLANE very informaDASHLANEtive. Who knew that it was illDASHLANEegal for American cruise ships to start and end at AmeriDASHLANEcan ports? I certDASHLANEinly did not.

I’ll be in my bunk.

At 6:30 this video turns into an 90 second infomercial for Dashlane!

It’s coming right for us!

Gosh, that seems like a grotesque invasion of privacy. I’m sure Peter Thiel can’t wait to help out with this case....

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.