Unless the legal limit in that jurisdiction is less than 0.01, it still hasn’t been fixed in the subtitle, which still claims that he blew over 7 times the legal limit.

Yeah that line in the review didn’t exactly inspire confidence, especially since everyone has already raised their eyebrows at CA and TX aligning.

Agreed. Without a colon before “Pilot,” that really is the only correct way to interpret that sequence of words.

Prior art: I’ve been using the term “candy ass” since before DJ was born. He’s gonna owe me big time!

Authentic frontier gibberish, to be exact.

Holy shit!

Your friend was working in the lab, late one night
when his eyes beheld an eerie sight
for his professor from his ass, began to shit
on the toilet’s lid, not within it

(He took a crap) He took a monster crap
(A monster crap) The turd was no mere scrap
(He took a crap) Allow me to recap:
(He took a crap) He took a monster…

TSA knows why these aren’t checked. It is because the TSA x-rays checked bags and some TSA people then flag their buddies in baggage handling down stairs to steal the items from the bags.

So, um, I haven’t played any of the FF games, but why does this article start with a screenshot from Disney’s Frozen?

Why don’t you take about 20% off over there, Dan.

I expected that pushbutton trannies would be top of the list. It’s almost like Jalop contributors are less than appropriately knowledgeable.

You spelled “eBay” incorrectly.

Right? It’s not like a spoiler warning at the beginning of the post is a novel concept.

I explicitly stated that I do not expect to see such vitriol here.

If a founding member of Jefferson Airplane, who left the band before they became Jefferson Starship or just Starship, died would the obit headline read “founding member of Starship?”

I fully expect to see comments celebrating her death from those who attacked the Chicks for their name change. (Not here; I’m thinking Facebook and Twitter -- not that I have accounts in those cesspools, so I won’t “see” them directly, but I expect to hear about it.)

I guess the SAE engineers who developed this standard weren’t colorblind.

The point is moot for a bunch of us with color vision limitations, anyway — I can’t tell those lights are turquoise-colored, so unless they’re also going to be placed in dedicated locations, they’re gonna be completely useless for me.

Ah. I guess I would’ve known that if I’d watched the movie.