Pretty sure you would pass out from hypothermia while still breathing, meaning that Jack did indeed drown.

No, it’s absolutely correct.

car accidents are the leading cause of death and injury in kids

what is super speeding?

While I don’t begrudge you your right to hold down whatever job you wish in order to put food on the table and/or fulfill your ambitions and/or put your kids through school and/or etc, I do hate you at least a little bit for being partly responsible for the continued glut of “reality programming” that is actively…

The Golden Bachelor is All reality TV properties are a morally corrupt nightmare.

Counterpoint: Paper maps are as current as sometime before they are published. Google’s map data is updated pretty much continuously, based on commercially available sources, proprietary sources, and crowd-sourced data. When paper and Google disagree, it is almost certain that Google is correct — within the US,…

I’m confused as to exactly (or even approximately) $79,995 falls on the heretofore-unfamiliar-to-me “none-to-healthy” continuum, but I’m inferring that it’s toward the bad end.

The way I typically misspell the word “account” is definitely not fun for everyone.

This Giz contributor’s use of “Popehat” as a nickname for White is a reference to The Popehat Report, the long-running legal blog/newsletter/website to which White is and has been the primary contributor. He is currently under threat of a lawsuit from enemy of the people Elon Musk (of whom White has been a long-time…

Not that I am necessarily agreeing with or endorsing Ahildy’s post, but...

the woman, who’s Kia Sportage

The shots of the portapotty on its side long predate the cops showing up to get him out.

Considering the fact that the shitter was on its side with the door able to swing open, the only way he was trapped was if the shit slurry was deep enough to cover the door latch (which was apparently latched, since there is no apparent shitwater seeping — or pouring — out of the door in this coverage) and require the…

I’ve worked in a lot of kitchens in my life, and not a single one would stand up to a “real” inspection. There just aren’t enough employees or hours in the day to do the kind of daily deep cleaning people think happens at restaurants.

I drove mine with traction control off pretty much every day, unless it was raining or something. It’s fine and not really that difficult to drive. And I’m certainly not a “top 1% driver”.

Nowhere did I say he accidentally rode that fast. Obviously his actions were intentional. The result was a predictable accident. It probably only matters in a court of law. Intent would severely elevate this.

Whoa

No, you didn’t, since “spill” does not mean and has never meant “bullshit.”

By far my favorite trend is making the readers of Gawker sites write the content.