When car jacks are outlawed, only outlaws will have car jacks.

So what you’re saying is that the fundamental thesis of this Jalop article is completely wrong, and that the author could’ve figured that out with a couple minutes’ research on Ford’s website?

The best is the Delaware historic tag. It’s the only tag smaller then standard.

Environmental sustainability through overpriced back rubs?

ER physicians (and sex toy vendors) the world over would like to emphasize these three things to remember about using “anything” as a butt plug:

Dude waited until the last possible second to leave the sinking car.

No; I’m certain there’s one simple trick to finding dirt-cheap round-trip tickets to Albuquerque for tonight’s annual solar eclipse!

I love Erin’s presumption that fleet service Crown Vics last a long time because of the inhernet quality of the car, and not the aggressive regular maintenance carried out by most fleet owners.

YouTuber MrBeast, who I do not relish calling a celebrity

I’m not a UPS driver, so I frequently take left hand turns in an urban area.

Or just join the rest of the world and change over to roundabouts for 95% of intersections.

Many lights DO have a sensor on top to detect emergency vehicle lights flashing and [will] change the signal...

I do not think those long shorts hide my fat, but would you rather look at me in Speedos? I’m doing this for you.

I have never been to a soccer game or a beer festival, but I have met Germans, so I categorically have only seen Germans outside of those two locations — and they were all soft-spoken, intelligent, and engaging. I’m not saying that all of them match that description, but I’ll defend my anecdote to the grave, I tell ya.

Germany does indeed contain Bavaria, but it contains neither Switzerland nor Tain L’Hermitage, France, the home of the best chocolate in the world, Valrhona.

Starred for the Coen Bros reference.

1) Accidents happen, isn’t this the pro-choice argument for abortion?

And yet somehow you missed the part that explained exactly what you were wondering about.

He wants names? Give the little piece of shit my name.

What, exactly, was wrong with that phrase? We’ve all seen plenty of adulterated English passed off as Gawker content; this isn’t that.