Would a BDSM Sex Robot Violate Asimov’s First Law of Robotics?

I grew up reading Harry Potter, and it shaped my life to the extent that I have a Deathly Hallows tattoo.

How did you get out of the grays? No, all men are not misogynistic neanderthals.

Did My First Memory Make Me Who I Am Today?

The only time I had to do that was on Chicago’s Lakeshore Drive, where there was no shoulder. After at least 3/4 of a mile, I eventually pulled into striped paint at an exit. It was 1:00 AM New Year’s Eve, so the cop presumed he had a nice fat DWI (as it was then known) on his hands, but I was, for some unknown…

*Mondays

Also, repossessions were/are a thing outside predatory lending practices.

Perhaps you should find a website where you can learn about the very real practice of predatory car loans. I hear that there’s a site called jalopnik.com with some good articles on it:

No shit. Warehouse isn’t even in the same area code as their other stuff, and Zen Arcade is definitely right up there with their best.

IMO, the best-tasting chocolate chip cookie is straight out of the freezer, so I’d say you have this advice backwards. Bake your cookies and then freeze them, and you’ll have delicious, ice-cold, crunchy cookies whenever you want them, with zero prep time required.

Here’s a couple ways to spot an unmarked cop car.

I’m sorry; I’m confused. Are you asking me to care what some trashy relative of an actress said, or are you asking me to care about some more stupid royal bullshit? I have no tears for any of these artificial celebrities, including the damn royal family.

Cynthia Nixon: New York gubernatorial candidate, actor, internet troll for justice, and purveyor of questionable taste in bagels.

Where do you live that people DON’T go to jail for unpaid parking tickets?

In general I had more fun on the highways and just cruising around San Francisco than I did on the twisty roads.

I am seeing the (incorrect) use of “backseat” as a compound noun somewhat frequently lately. It is my new pet peeve.

The San Antonio Express-News did not report why the trio decided to steal the gray horn shark

“stronger dealers” apparently means “(enabling) best-performing and most entrepreneurial dealers to drive innovation and success for themselves and Harley-Davidson—while providing the premium customer experience the brand is known for across an increasingly diverse product and customer base.”

Oh man, I LOVED Silverado at the time. Greatest Western ever made! Of course I was 11 at the time.

I recall when they shifted the price to per-liter for a while because the pumps only did 2 digit/unit prices and as it got close to 1.00 it became something of a problem.