Slightly unnecessary linguistic correction:

Much to our eternal chagrin, Volkswagen Scirocco never went on sale in the U.S.

With me, it’s always in the last place that I look.

CBS Chicago says he was picked for a panel that ultimately wasn’t needed. INTERESTING. An entire panel selected, then just told to go home? Just like that?

It’s not ignited by compression though, it’s spark ignited. Without the spark there is no ignition. The ‘compression’ part makes the air/fuel mixture combust more quickly than in a traditional gasoline engine, but it is not ignited by the compression.

And I guess I should be working in a windowless office, because everybody tells me I have a face made for radio.

CHILDREN OF SCHOOL GOING AGE DO NOT WANT YOUR WRINKLY BALLS.

I found that headline intriguing, so I looked it up, hoping to find something substantive to challenge the notion that men should still exist; perhaps a visit to the theoretical world of female-only parthenogenesis. But I was disappointed; I’m not sure who’s more clueless about the most basic mechanics of sex,…

These cults are always doing it with underage people too. Always.

Some talking head made the excellent point that he can call it ObamaCare all he wants, but he now owns it completely, and it’s failure will be attributed to him and not Obama.

First, the article is not blaming millennials for not buying Harleys; it’s blaming Harley for not having anything to sell to millennials, which is kind of the exact opposite thing. It’s nowhere near to the entire cause for H-D’s domestic sales problems, but it is a newer facet to the overall picture, and it involves…

Salient point:

Who Killed the Electric Car? (2006) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0489037/

I love this part because it’s absolutely clear that no one at the F.E.D. (Fiberglass Engineering and Design) stick-on body crap company had any idea whatsoever what aero effects the ZX kit would have, and I’m sure as shit that no one there ever wind-tunnel tested the kit or anything like that.

Good looking, yes.

I can’t be the only one that has “ghost clutched” before. One time I clipped the brake pedal.

Look, I know dog lovers are generally good people, and usually better people than cat people.

I expected him to blame the violence “on many sides,” so this is better than I’d hoped for.

*Whoever.

Option 1: Write article about manually managing browser tabs’ impact on system performance.