“We did not inflict this kind of obstructionism on President Obama,” Sen. Patrick J. Toomey (R-Pa.) said.

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Exit, stage left!

Your citizens are making your country look like an chaotic anarchy.

Regular person here.

I’m partial to “The avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pebbles to vote.” It wasn’t in a particularly notable context, but I like to pretend it was.

This is Chicago, not London or LA. The road is called “294" (or “the Tri-State”), not “the I-294.”

The statute of limitations on felony perjury in Illinois is three years, so she’s free of that price for her heinous act, but if it could be argued that she was an accessory to murder after the fact, well, there’s no Statute of limitations on that.

You honestly can’t be so lazy that you can’t be bothered to google “executive order” to learn that they’ve been around since George Washington?

You lack rational thinking skills and reading comprehension.

I always thought Lawnmower Man was a dumb movie with bad writing, bad dialogue, a bad plot, and horrible CGI — but then, I saw it when it was first run in the theater.

Then what is the plural of the blatantly obvious joke sailing above your head?

FTFY

This is Gawker, you think they have money for editors?

Haha my crowd is made up of the younger anti-Harley-matching-gear types. That comes with a whole other style obsession though haha. Oddly the one guy I know who’s obsessed with branded gear rides a new R-nineT.

First: Yes, way too obvious. Second: *its.

Now if I could just figure out how to install Google Play services on my BlackBerry...

Fourthed.

This is by no means a shoo-in, but is definitely in the running for COTD, IMO.

Nope. The gopher is Ted Cruz, and Carl Spackler is Steven Colbert.