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So the basis of this lawsuit is to claim that a warning prompt that displays while the phone detects motion might reasonably be expected to have prevented this? The same exact prompt that already exists on other apps like GPS nav apps, which 100% of drivers already click right through by choosing the “I’m a passenger”

I would think at that point UPS would just stop allowing unsigned packages to be left on porches.

She’s the hero for trying to save her own life, more like a person desperately seeking their own survival? To call her a “hero” is caricatural, fantastical, even infantile, she was a person understandably full of fear desperately seeking to survive which meant obviously escape.

We do know that the Earth’s climate has changed repeatedly over the short term

In retrospect Hillary couldn’t have won if she tried.

thanks for nothing, heterosexuals teetotalers.

I think you an oxford comma.

Eh, it’s not for everyone. Makes one of my girlfriends really paranoid so it’s not her thing. Everything effects everyone differently.

It is dark outside my window right this moment. Therefore, it must be global darkening!

She’d be better off using that money to fund challenges to the election results of the 14 states — especially those which were swing states which went to Trump, like Ohio and Florida — whose recently-passed laws designed to suppress minority and youth voter participation were not overturned by the Supreme Court. (8 of

If anything, this actually sounds more racist.

The Trieste’s outer plexiglass window cracked at about 30,000 ft on the way down, not when they reached Challenger Deep. They had no idea what the horrendously loud, terrifying noise was, but when the realized that they were not already crushed to death and that there was not apparent damage or leaks, they nutted up

tell me, who would you put in that the average cinema go’er is actually going to either recognize or want to see?

Although I am really tilting at windmills at this point in the decline of our language, I still feel I must:

Do people ask their fleshlights or vibes if they are okay with penetration? If not, the question has already been answered.

Women don’t date gross old pigs to prove they’re not short

Oh gods, it’s [shudder] you.

What if they’re not white?

Don’t get so high and mighty. That’s a map of people who can’t afford to travel.