Candy strikes me as the type to DEFINITELY leave half a billion dollars to a dog and her dolls.

“ripping fabric is really cathartic”

You get all my stars tonight. Here I was feeling kinda sorry for myself after spending Easter alone. Then I watched this video. Ugh.

The rhinestones are likely either in a metal-mesh setting, or on a mesh fabric catsuit, so my guess is it’s reasonably cool!

The magpie in me loves it, but how fucking hot must she have been?

Shit like this is exactly why people need to learn how to cross-stitch early in life. Nothing like stabbing some fabric hundreds of times to really let the steam off.

I worked for a wealthy woman, who’d grown up rich before marrying a rich man. Forget the absence of a budget, she never looked at price tags. She’d balk at the price of things, but she would still purchase them. “I can’t believe this kitchen mat was 90 dollars!” It didn’t even OCCUR to her to look at prices. It’s…

Well her dad didn’t do a good job obviously of preparing her for an adult life that wasn’t going to be hand out - if he intended that she be kept in the style to which she had been accustomed due to his parenting style, then he should have made provision for that in his will. If his intention was that she should make…

The jumpsuit is awesome but definitely not for those of us without a thigh gap. I could start a fire just walking in that thing.

I was skimming to fast and read that as Disco Chianti.

Tori has known for a very long time her mothers character, she should’ve made provisions for this. My mother inherited my dads estate when he passed away a decade ago, I knew I was never going to see a penny of it. Granted it wasn’t $500 million, but we had always been comfortable thanks to dads hard work and…

Yep, that’s what my Dad is doing now. He saw what his brother did and the disastrous outcome. My Uncle gave his 2 kids a ton of money at a young age (21) and they both blew through it all in a couple of years. My brother actually gets a lot of money because he has kids but it’s for their education and upbringing and…

They could solve the logistics of moving employees by SAVING 4 or 6 seats on every flight in case they need them, then releasing to stand by passengers if not.

As a passenger, I hope people remember that airlines need to manage their own shit and not ask paying passengers to do it for them.

I also liked their show for some reason. I was intrigued by their story, I guess? Or is it sTori? Ugh. Signing off...

I was, embarrassingly, pretty obsessed with their TV show when it was on a few years ago (weird especially because 1. I usually don’t watch reality TV 2. I don’t usually care about the lives of celebrities 3. Don’t actually find Tori Spelling to be a compelling actor and I never even watched ‘90210') and your…

Here’s an Easter miracle. I’m about to say something almost nice about Tori Spelling. When her father died 10 years ago, Tori only got $800k (900? I’m not gonna google it.) out of the $600 million. I’m honestly not sure what The Other One™ got but I’m sure it was the same amount. She grew up in a house dubbed “The…

Melissa does Spicer, better then Spicer does Spicer

I recently learned about this thing you can do online if you need to assess whether or not a current or former intimate partner (or other person) is likely to become dangerous. It was created in part by Gavin de Becker and I took it when assessing whether or not I was “right” to be afraid about some behavior my…

No joke, the cropped version of the dress at the top of this article is the first time I’ve automatically seen it as the “correct” way, which is blue and black. I always see it white and gold normally.