My people did not bring avocados from Mexico to America for this shit.

Oh my god. It’s so trite, but I’m really happy she survived and is healthy now. Serena Williams is one of the few - possibly the only - celebrity who has shared details about her pregnancy and child rearing in a way that is honest, not for self promotion, and not humble-braggy.

I’m impressed with her advocacy on this.

Liz Hurley was also into it, 25 years ago.

She sang it how I sing it when it comes on TV and I’m home alone.

To be fair, it was Flea…

I thought she was going to breathe the last bit, á la Marilyn!! That was....astonishing. Nice to see Jimmy Kimmel was able to compose himself when he knew the cameras were on him. I wouldn’t have had that level of control!

I watched it live. My entire family cringed with horror. The problem is that Fergie can never just sing a song. She always has to inject it with strange inflections, a growly sexy baby voice, or weird vocal gymnastics. Did you see how she walked up to the mic?!!!

That was Holiday Inn drunk lounge singer bad.

That was Holiday Inn lounge singer bad.

Yes, someone get Andy Cohen on the horn so we can have the Real Figure Skaters of California or something. I would love to watch cameras follow him around while he trains. I mean if Ryan Lochte could have his show, why can’t Adam Rippon? He’s a million times more charismatic and intelligent than Lochte!

My guess is that she was hamstrung by protocol, but the dark color and black ribbon show that her philosophy is with the movement.

This dude and his unbuttoned shirt, bahaha. I’d probably hate-fuck him, tho. Ugh, I hate myself.

They are parading themselves, but thanks for playing.

4chan and all the other trump supporting basement dwellers are going to come after these kids. I hope they and their parents are prepared.

Imagine surviving a mass shooting and then inviting the shit storm this student is inviting. That’s some brave shit.

Mommy’s all right. Daddy’s all right. They just seem a little weird.

I’m so sorry for this.

He’s incredibly selective of his appearances and has done a good job of controlling how much he trends on social media, thus diluting his fame as well as not calling attention to his crimes.
Every time R. Kelly appears it’s because he has a new song or something, does less than two weeks of interviews, and then when…