We’re only 10% human!

I’ve an 8mo who still doesn’t sleep through the night. I’m waiting for this magical time period you mention!

Bunheads. I actually got my handle cleosmacktra from that show. >.<

I’ve always called him “Maggi hair”! Maggi is a popular brand of ramen/ instant noodles where I’m at.

I’m about 39w along with a single baby. Currently dealing with a horrible case of itchy belly skin that is super stretched to the point that it feels like it’s going to rip open, I dunno how other women carrying multiples do it.

Non-US context but people are going to people everywhere. My obviously pregnant coworker entered the train and walked towards an available seat. Young fella swoops in, sits comfortably and promptly shuts his eyes, oblivious to the world. 

Man. I had that on repeat on a roadtrip in 2014.

Make sure she gets her breakfast before make-up and hair.

The most awkward is when the caller demands to know who I, the callee, is. Shouldn’t phone etiquette dictate that the caller identify themselves?

*shudder* I’m about to have a kid and already so worried that we would fail at equipping him with necessary life skills and a good head on his shoulders.

Re Cam Newton: I’ve not typed like that since I was 11 in 2000 on my old Nokia phone.

He’s not an actor, more of a model and TV host in SEAsia.

This kinda schtick is something that the Chinese public love!

It’s gonna sound disgusting because stinky, but I wore a pair of Ecco black leather heeled sandals for work for two years! I lucked out and found the same model but in red, and wore it for more than year. Found one last pair (back in black) and it’ll be my next working shoes after the red one breaks down. 

Umb.

I’m 27, pregnant, and still waiting for mine. Forever B~~~

It feels as if she was channeling Lisa Bonet.

Freaking Aries, you guys.

The makeup look reminds me of Eva Mendes’.

The household’s go-to junk food is Gold Bear and Happy Cola. However, Happy Cola = bad farts.