The Cornflake one is my go-to, but I like crunchy stuff so.

I was born in 1989 and have hundreds of photos of baby me taken by my excited parents. So I know for a fact that photos from 1989 or that decade are not hazy/ blurry!!!!

It will be in the April issue of Vanity Fair (?) and will be out in mid-March.

This brings to mind a colleague’s worry of being impaled by the spring of office swivel chairs while seated on it.

My mother-in-law has a comcast.net email address. As a non-American, I’m not sure if that should be passé or not. 

There’s also Yuna! <3

Sorry you had to deal with that. In 6th grade, a girl in class told me that I was pretty, if only the zits on my forehead would disappear. In high school, I was told by a (male) schoolmate that my nostrils are too wide. I’m like, dude, I’m fucking Southeast Asian and this is how Southeast Asian noses look like. Shit…

Re turban: has he converted to Sikhism now?

For a second there I thought he converted to Sikhism.

Phew, thanks! Glad that we live near the equator and never short on sun. I know the pesky bird problem too well - not only have they pooped on clean laundry, they’ve also brazenly fly in through the open kitchen window and pecked at my apples!

Oh, crap. This means that I’ve been sleeping on partner’s ex’s filth for the last three years. We try to sun and beat the pillows every weekend - would that be enough?

Very few, most likely. I got to know when I was 8 weeks along!

I know she is a really svelte woman, but how is that pregnant - with twins  - and due in two months?! I’m only at the halfway mark with a single baby and I’m already a waddling whale!

Sorry, I was just being a nosy-parker!

Therapist adviced on the journal or the engagement? I started writing again in my secret Tumblr after my very long engagement ended; the only reason I stopped was because my ex found it and it was difficult to be honest in it without him questioning me.

I call BS on this - penetration in the anus would hurt if it wasn’t prepared well for the rite! Unless this person has one that is well-lubricated and accepting of surprises like that.

Erm, there’s something called devising.

The Weeknd is from the Jonas Brothers?

This looks like Prince Harry! Or Ed Sheeran.

Same here! But Jezebel didn’t. :(