No offense to Carrot Top, but why does Matt Damon look like Carrot Top?

There you go!

Monica, Phoebe and Rachel started a fire in a bin, throwing in all the things their exes gifted / left them. Rachel then decided it was a good idea to pour out a bottle of alcohol and that’s when it got uncontrollable.

Send her your heartiest congratulations but you will not be able to make it. No explanations needed. You will never see her again.

I’m dreading the day I stop birth control. It’s been so good for my skin, and I’m terribly afraid of the return of the crazy zits!

I’m not sure if this is an option for you, but what worked for me was a bit of sun and sea water.

Heh, cue all the people saying “queue”.

Yes. FWIW, I’m 27.

“Ai” also means love in Mandarin, Yoko.

Six years ago when I was engaged to be married, I saw these photos and was so taken by it.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? Kehlani is a bad-ass princess and shall never be compared with that ass.

Man, it must have been either 2012 or mid-2014.

Does she have any idea how many Muslim bartenders are there in the world?

Ok, I’m a bad and wrong person.

Funny. I’d just deleted email messages from my ex-fiancee from 2008 on my neglected Yahoo Mail.

Hey, that’s my club dance!

Now that is a statement necklace.

After many youthful years and dollars wasted at fast-fashion stores and unable to keep up with the trends, I, Cleosmacktra, have given away my body to the Utilitarian Urbanite look and buy clothes exclusively at Muji and Uniqlo.

No. Rosemund Pike.

Guan sounds like a Chinese surname.