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Ouf, Blood Orange’s You’re Not Good Enough. That was my theme song with a dude I was majorly in like with, but only saw me as a booty call.

Can we have a gif of that, please? Thank you.

Mark, I swear to dog that I saw the dress as white/gold when I first read this post. I clicked open the Gawker and Gizmodo posts and it was still white/gold. I had to scroll down the Giz comments and saw one of the blue/black photos and when I scrolled back up to the main picture, it was blue/black! Same with Gawker

I use Uber nightly in my city and sometimes get a repeat driver. While this is good because the driver remembers your preferred route, it's also a bane when he insists on becoming your chummy best friend and wants to chat with you throughout the ride. I'd stick to the regular taxi if not for the crazy midnight and

He broke it off, and told me to keep it. I traded it up to a bigger ring at the same jeweler's.

I live on the equator, so one in the AM and another in the PM, at the very least. And once after each sexytime because my partner usually gets drenched and drenches me in sweat.

He cheated because punctuations (lack of).

Because that makes your yoga practice fiercer!

Same bitchface sitch here. I use up the last of my energy to smize. ;)

Push, try doing hot yoga in a 40-42 deg cel room when it's 32 deg cel with 94% humidity outside.

My instructor constantly tells us to "soften" our faces, i.e. do not grimace and power through the discomfort!

I'm 25 and only started entered the dating scene proper 1.5 years ago (because long-term college relationship). As I never dated in college, I had difficulty navigating the scene and was bewildered that people simply don't want to put labels. I've learnt to be comfortable with this but there are times when I just want

My father wanted to name me Suzana (the Asian version of Suzanne) but my mum wasn't a fan. She opted for a similar sounding name (change the Z to another alphabet) that comes from Hindi instead.

Tinder does this by having you connect the app with your Facebook account.

Because sugar!

Thanks for the etymology! Malay-speaker here and "raksasa" in Malay means giant.

Teetotaller here but it felt like what I think an alcohol-fueled Tinder bender would be like! Here's to us, looking for someone on the interwebs.

Pussy-ass dog. You take that from the ninja mama cat.

I tried Tinder for a weekend and while it was beautiful for my self-esteem, getting so many matches, nothing really came out of it. The one thing I liked about it is that you get to see how many mutual friends you have in common.