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I feel for them. One of the reasons I haven’t ever watched my wedding video is because I'm worried about how awkward our first dance looks.

Right? I did a double-take, having at first, for a moment, identified Ava as Reese. It’s like she sprang directly from Reese’s forehead.

These new grads, dey terk our jerbs.

Her outfit looks like a rug my family bought in 1979.

*Grabs milk* I wish it was more interesting.

*Passes out milk and cookies for story time because you just can’t post that and not provide details*

As someone who worked on a tour with Katy Perry - She is a very, very mean person.

Honestly, I thought that was the woman from “Gone Girl.”

Bratz doll version of Kim K.

I’ll tell him you said so when he gets home tonight. #kingbae

Gwen Stefani called and she wants it all back.

Two things:

Whatever.

Happy Birthday, my ass.

I figure if the dress passes the girl’s parents rules for her, she’s good to go.

A friend of mine didn’t notice she was pregnant until she was almost 5 months. She would only get her period like once or twice a year, so missing a period for more than a couple of months was pretty normal. She hadnt really gained weight (and she is pretty skinny, so you would definitely notice a bump). She even had

Okay, to be clear, since this article is super misleading-

White people want to be brown, brown people want to be white.

oh, you