Sure! Arguably it’s a hat, not a fascinator. Either way I loved it.

It’s so she can kill people while looking fabulous but leave no fingerprints behind.

The butterfly ring over the latex gloves is everything.

Can I say “neither” in that argument and vote for Soundgarden? Because I really don’t like either of them.

Between this and Amy Schumer’s 12 angry men spoof I am dead

I can’t wait for it to come back! I’m hoping to see some East-West Bowl and more of A.A.Ron.

While I’m certain there is sexist hatred for Courtney, I also know the woman creates much of it for herself with her behavior toward other humans. Having had my business attacked by her personally for days on Twitter years ago, I can attest to just how crazy and MEAN she is. She bought some things from me, forgot she…

Oh THANKS, Shrayber. I really needed another expensive thing to shop for.

Bravo for Miley Cyrus doing something for people in need in her own country. Not that they deserve it more, but i think alot of people accidentally forget about people in need in their neighborhood when donating.

I felt like I had to hold my breath in solidarity! Damn, even if it was probably edited that kid has some mad flow.

There’s a bit of early Lupe in his modified, modern Midwest double-time. Awesome!

Beware! Flying cross the ocean tends to get you a better “quality” of flight attendant than flying cross country, esp. BA, they seem more professional. Make sure you check the carriers rules on carry-on and try to adhere to them. Get there early early and request priority boarding. I have seen some horrible FA’s be so…

OMG YAAAAS YASSSSSSS TO EVERY IDIOT COMMENTER WHO KEPT SAYING SHE WAS JUST OVERLINING HER LIPS I AM SINGING DASHBOARD’S VINDICATED AND DANCING AROUND THIS AIRPORT TERMINAL ALSO I AM PROBABLY VERY DRUNK

Having done the bridal gown in the UK to US direction, I second the recommendation to appeal to a flight attendant’s romantic sensibilities. I walked onboard with a Berkertex Brides garment bag, my groom and a pleading look in my eyes. The BA attendants took care of my dress and fawned over us throughout the flight.…

Just wanted to respond to the woman who is considering just getting a department store dress - go for it! I got a beautiful, full-length, backless white lace dress from BCBG for about $300, and it was a great wedding dress. Because it was off-the-rack, I was able to buy it close to the date of the wedding, so I didn't…

I cry a lot in general. But man, my public crying, in retrospect has been SO BAD. The day after my ex girlfriend and I broke up, I stood in the middle of an extremely crowded Q train on my way to work during rush hour, literally heaving and sobbing. For the ENTIRE ride.

I read I Thee Dread weekly and I’m as single as it gets. Le sigh. One day...

For the mustache, don’t use a regular razor. Get one of these -

four weddings and a funeral tho

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