ohhhh, I never thought of this one, and my mom actually is dead, so it's not even a lie! (It's been 13 years, so I don't feel bad about it and I doubt she would either). Thanks for the idea!
Super-affected gym-rat lady: Do you ever straighten your hair?
I tell people my dog died. It makes them feel like shit. I started this a few years ago and it brings me great joy!
We can share iitttttttt
Strangest WWII protip: Darken your legs and paint the black seam up the back of your lower legs with an eyeliner pencil to make it look like you are wearing nylon stockings.
You know, I see it on pinterest as a way to get back at your enemies. But I wouldn't even be mad, y'all. And glitter sticks around forever, so a year from the glitter bomb, you'd see a little glint of glitter in the corner and you'd remember that awesome day.
I'd rather pick up each piece of glitter piece by piece and store the gathered pieces in my eye than I would get to work on the next project I have to deal with.
Hailie's gettin' so big now, you should see her- she's beautiful.
My grandmother was deeply affected by the anxiety of being poor during the war, and she retained her spendthrift ways up until she died just last year. Going through her things, what amazed me was that she kept everything, and so, so carefully. Every purchased item in its original box, often with the receipt taped to…
If it's lipstick, I am very alarmed. She went a full 1/2 inch outside her lip line, and the formula appears to be quite drying.
Personally, I think the Quaid sex tapes from yesterday were worse.
There's just really no other response, is there?
Mark.
Unshaved bushes are beautiful and I will not ever listen to anything else.
A friend of mine also has a doxie named waffles and posted a picture of the dog in the bath looking VERY unhappy. someone made the comment that waffles and water don't mix, next time try maple syrup. comment of the day obviously.
Was it Dr. G or Forensic Files where this mother woke up and her newborn baby sleeping next to her was covered in blood, dead. They thought it was the mom, turned out it was a RAT. Bit the baby so much it bled to death. Yeah, so no rodents in bed is a good policy.
So they can drive in the carpool lane.
APPROVE. they can go on double dates with their oscars.