I think it's worth thinking more about why it makes you uncomfortable.

The $20k isn't payment for cheating on her. It's the child support his children are entitled to based on his income and federally mandated child support percentages. Child support amounts are not impacted by fault in the divorce. It's not like this is "I cheated on you so here's a bonus."

She has an excellent line of yarn, so I'll definitely take her over the boozy tweeter.

I believe dick is graded on the same scale the USDA uses: Prime, Choice, Select, Standard, Commercial, Utility.

I had perfect skin as a teenager (helped mitigate the glasses and braces). I didn't start getting pimples and blackheads later, and I spent my early 20s and a lot of money in pursuit of better skin. Erno Lazlo, Clarins, Clinique, all those department store "systems." Nothing worked.

Are you sure they're blackheads? They could be sebaceous filaments, which I have all over my nose since puberty. You can't really prevent them, but I use this tool (gently) to periodically remove them:

Dwight understands.

Rule of thumb: You only get to ask for 'closure' when a relationship ends, not before it's begun.

Nope. Don't bring it up. Let it go.

RiRi braless = hot.

This is true—but I've seen photo evidence of how I actually look pissed drink. This is not it.

If I looked this good when I was pissed drunk I would be drunk all the time.

Cheers to that. I'm so glad I live in an era where I can "date" without leaving my house.

I downloaded it while out drinking because it looked like fun and apparently did a lot of swiping because I woke up to like 20 messages from random dudes that I never responded to.

A solid 15% (at least) of guys on Tinder have pictures with tigers. As a single lady and cat lover I can see the appeal but I have no idea where they have the opportunity to hang out with tigers and take these pictures. Is there an app where you can see available tigers in your area? I WANT IN ON THAT.

huuuuggggnnnn the iced milo in malaysia BK is like crack. SO good.

The thick plottens?

OMG I can't believe it is SO easy! How has no one else in the world EVER thought of that?!

That's a very helpful list of "tips"! No one has ever thought of those before! Convenient that you're ignoring all the things that discourage people from doing them. I'm not saying putting a list on a bathroom door is the answer, but simply telling people who have been assaulted to do x, y, and z without addressing…