Lest we forget Alannah Myles. Anyone? No? *crickets*
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I make a motion to start Dolly Parton facts in the style of Chuck Norris facts. GO!
FACT: Flowers don't bend to face the sunlight. They bend toward whatever direction Dolly Parton is.
FACT: Love of books is called bibliophilia. Love of cats is called ailurophilia. Love of Dolly Parton is called logic.
FACT: Dolly Parton…
As a pregnant lady who has had 4 previous failed pregnancies, I kind of want to smack you in the face right now. Her body, her choice - period. I personally found the video tasteless, but she made the right decision for her, and the fact that you had (oh sorry, your wife had) a baby does not make you the arbiter of…
Maybe if you could actually have a baby, rather than just hold your wife's hand while she does the hard work, you'd get it. The world does not need more people in it, and IMO, reproducing in a world that is overpopulated and overpolluted is the most selfish thing you can do.
Oh totally she did. I get pregnant as often as possible just to have an aspiration curretage abortion/pedi/mani.
Friends hasn't ended. We are on a break.
Just in case anyone can't watch, the real winner was his Trump opener:
Awww. she looks like my great-grandma. She was also pretty good about the full-on pout. Also, she was mean as shit when she wanted to be.
Fiancee said Ralphee looks possessed. Fiancee now looks bruised. Gorgeous little kitty!
Good set up, but it still feels forced. I would work on your gravitas, and fewer cliches often works to convince people you are serious. Needs improvement.
Very sad laughter here.
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Has anyone ever been on an online date that was soul-suckingly depressing? I've been on plenty of dates with jerks, sleazes, liars, etc. but just ran across a new type of sad online date. This one guy had been checking out and sent me a couple of "hi" notes but because he didn't put that much in his profile I never…
I am completely understanding of kitchen justice, but I'm going to share why I don't do it anymore.
I ran into my ex at the movies last night. It's the first time I've seen him since a rather unfortunate incident in Feb. We were both alone, we didn't talk. He sat down next to me, and I got up and moved when he did. I feel a little immature about this. Even though I'm through the worst part of the breakup, I still…
One author who had an influence on me as a kid was Beverly Cleary. Today is her 98th birthday, so let us celebrate Cleary even as we mourn Townsend. Beverly Cleary never forgot what it feels like to be a kid, and her writing conveys this with absolute clarity. Her books endure because she somehow gets at the…
How do you stop liking someone? I know that this guy at my job would never return my feelings (I'm not conventionally attractive and he's a lot of awesome things but being attracted to things that aren't standard I don't think he is) I just want to forget about this crush. My usual way of getting over someone (avoid,…
Oh NOO! I had to go to England every other summer (British mom, erm, "mum"). I was about 12 or 13 when I discovered the Adrian Mole diaries. 25 years later, and I still have my rat-eared copies of the series. I took much solace in both the humor of her work. I envied him though, his brilliant lack of self-awareness…