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I started noticing how bad I felt after logging into FB a few years ago... Yes it is a time suck. And everyone is posting things about their sweet boyfriend who made them a gourmet meal after they got home from the gym. And I don't have a boyfriend but my cat watched me kill a two cheeseburger meal in 5 minutes flat

A cross between that guy and Seth Rogan.

I think the most impressive part of the whole thing is her recognition that her opinions might change. Most adults don't have the self-awareness to say "I think this now, but I'm totally OK with the idea that might opinions might change in the future." Way to go little bad-ass Stark girl/boy (that's what my dad calls

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"What are you doing? Put a hat on that baby! And a coat, he needs a coat. Where are his pants? Are those socks thick enough? Haram, just keep him inside next time, habibti." Said in my best Lebanese mother-in-law voice.

Oddly, I actually have epilepsy, haha. Have fun, insensitive dick.

And these cats are in sales:

I can understand where you're coming but as a member and long time supporter of the Columbus Zoo I can assure you the Columbus Zoo is an amazing place. This little elephant is all grown up now and really happy in our zoo. Though I don't support keeping elephants in standard zoos the Columbus Zoo is designed to

Yes, exactly! I don't like the bare look in front but I like the bare feel underneath. I've been too shy to try waxing because I didn't know what kind of appointment to schedule and couldn't imagine trying to explain on the phone that I wanted half a Brazilian wax.

Please... allow a demonstration:

She looks like a member of KISS.

Private school in Boston. Wealthy family. Dartmouth.

So does this mean her Vice President and Secretary of state are not called Fred and Shaggy?

The Brazilian President is just called Dilma Rouseff not Vilma Dilma.

It's not so funny meow, is it?

Jon Hamm's face is one of things I just want to touch. Not in a sexual way, just touch... Like a goat or a really cool looking car. Just calmly run my hands over it until the urge has ceased, and continue living my life.

Jimmy Fallon acts like he really loves his job. He's not mocking, he wants to have fun and wants his audience to have fun. It's not tee-hee look at these silly people, it's hey here's a crazy souvenir. Jon Hamm is a goof-ball trapped in the body and face of a matinee idol.

Yes, Leno reminds me of the new Kinja as well.

I can't stop laughing at the transcription. "Rrrrraaaaaaar!"