5 to 1 he tears his ACL by week five.

If that happens, then I wonder where the fissure will open up to swallow us all whole, because that’s clearly the final sign of the apocalypse.

You can actually just barely make out what Chriss says if you can read lips. He says, “I’m so fucking tired of Draymond.”

Yeah he’s not even frum here.

Since they aren’t from Earth, I’m guessing everyone in the film is an alien.

I cannot imagine anyone who hears about a new MCU movie and thinks, “Well, I’d better check those Rotten Tomato scores before I buy a ticket.”

The solution is simple: put a plastic bag over the users head with some eye holes cut out.

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode. 

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

We just call it Arby’s.

*Kavanaugh snarl* I LIKE BEER. I LIKED IT BACK THEN AND I LIKE IT NOW.

Yep, seems like it wasn’t properly, ahem, vetted.

I’m expecting Irving and Durant to stand at center court at MSG, announce it’s a new era in Knicks basketball, and the scoreboard crashes down on top them.

The Knicks will be flying high when they sign him and Durant, and then three days into training camp the leaks will start about how much they hate each other, and the team will win 11 games.

I’m a life long Laker fan & I am sick of LeBron’s shit already. I understand he has a small window to get another championship but he needs to stop blaming the young guns & trying to play GM. Those guys have been playing great! It is his hand picked vets that are sucking. They should have never started the whole AD…

As a Laker fan I can succinctly say this: Fuck the Lakers.

The tragedy of LeBron not getting to select his teammates via his own agent continues unabated.

Damn, Nurkic must be bad, if even Ben Simmons is willing to take a shot at him.

One thing America is *VERY* ready for? Improved rail transportation infrastructure. And that will help with inequality issues across the board: