Free Chris Paul

Did I miss something? Jaxson Hayes is a Pelican

How could you have a first round match-up of Candy Button Disco and General Booty? No way they should meet until the Elite 8 at the earliest.

*looks at the Final Four teams*

It’s a travesty he’s up against Truman Peyote, which is also an incredible name.

I cannot explain why I feel this way, but Storm Duck is the most awesome fucking name in this region.

The whole piece is bizarrely salty. It reads like it was written by Zion’s uncle or something. Zion didn’t attack after a pick and roll and passed RJ the ball on a must score possesion. RJ missed a pretty good look. With very little time left after the out of bounds, RJ attacked and drew a foul. Doing so in that…

And Michigan State certainly deserves credit

You mess with this guy, he’s Gafencu up.

switch no doubt. i have a switch and a ps4 and when i just wanna hop in a game and screw around for a short amount of time i use it instead of firing up the ps4. i dont do multiplayer much either unless its my brother. the wheel should still work with a pc and you can play assetto corsa on it.  plus as an added bonus…

switch no doubt. i have a switch and a ps4 and when i just wanna hop in a game and screw around for a short amount…

The “S” tattoo is an absolute no brainer.

The revolution has begun!

And here we thought James Harden was the only Trevelin Queen.

Wow it took him a long time to finish the prelude on MyCareer

I cannot tell you how many girls have said “nice socks!” to my blue with white polka dot socks.

Yeah, I’ll just drop them off when I’m on my way to your work.

The soul of America is its wang.

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

Stop going on Twitter, that’ll solve your problem

So... Are we ever going to find out what you did to your head? Or did I miss the big reveal?