“‘Sometimes during the course of the season, Davis gets traded’, sources familiar with video game NBA 2019 have said.”

I’m a Lakers fan and even I’m already tired of it. The Davis stuff, especially. Whether he asks or not, Pelicans can wait ‘til February 2020 to do something.

It is the most disappointing Zach Lowe article that I can remember.  But I did click.  So did you.  Shame on us!

Their attitude reminds me of this tweet:

I generally like people

I think a more valid statement might be “...a statement battle between two of the let’s say 3rd-5th best teams in the East.”

“SQUIRTED MIXTURE OF BLEACH AND WATER INTO RECTUM WANTING TO PREVENT AIDS”

Very presidential

And soon, every remaining Skins player will start criticizing the coaching as well, praying they’ll be cut from this hell-hole of a team. 

The Raiders location history is basically that of the ultimate west coast Boomer. 60's NorCal flower child —> 80's LA cokehead —> 90's aging hippie moving back home —> 10's retiring to Vegas to play blackjack all day until broke or dead

“That gum you like is going to come back in style.” - Tetsuya Nomura (not really)

It’s more of a glans than a simple bowl cut.

Few things in sports bring me as much joy as these assholes falling apart.

That’s what someone who doesn’t want me to get the jet would say!

If Davis is traded to the Lakers look for the league to void the transaction and New Orleans to then make a move to trade him to the Clippers. 

Of all the articles I expected from Deadspin about Windhorst and eating, this is the nicest.

I’m guessing it has something to do with breaking a mirror while trying to punch his own face.

If I told him once I told him a thousand goddamn times, You gotta watch the follow through on your celebration dance or you will thumb yourself right in the goddamn eye! But did he listen? FUCK and NO! 

And I thought they were comfortable on the outside!