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Doesn’t a duel have to be one-on-one by definition?

I don’t know why but I really just lost it at “SAVOR THIS FINE CRANBERRY LOAF.”

I thought that’s what this was. D’oh!!!

The latke starter makes me irrationally angry.

Oh, I don’t know. The monogrammed glasses aren’t that bad for 11 bucks. Most glasses have a decorative element to them - the way they’re cut, etchings and writing on them, etc. An initial isnt a big deal. You want dumb monogrammed shit, try this...

Thank you for a spoiler free review that told me what I needed to know before I watch it without giving anything away. I really appreciate it.

I can’t express just how much I FU**ING LOVE your spoiler-free reviews! Thanks for this, and all priors.

If they get caught stealing sunglasses there, well, its off to the gulag.

Touchscreens will never replace tactile controls.

This is a medium baller move at best.

Maybe Lavar thought it was the Balltic League?

No regerts!!!

Eagels fan here. I’m calling it early: we sign Kap, he plays like a man possesed, we roll through the playoffs and win our first Superbowl, and Goddel is forced to hand to Lombardi trophy to Kap, the games MVP.

Adam Driver’s expression is hilarious.

I quit after episode 1 of last season when they revealed the Lucille fake out.

*Ignis faces down Ardyn in a dramatic scene*

But then the Packers’ Brett Hundley turned into Aaron Rodgers

The Browns are the Picasso of Losing: they show exquisite skill and creativity in their craft, and they are relentlessly good at it. They lose in OT, they lose in regulation, they lose close games, they lose blowouts. It’s incredibly impressive.

I like the combination of your name and your comment.