I don’t know why but I really just lost it at “SAVOR THIS FINE CRANBERRY LOAF.”

I thought that’s what this was. D’oh!!!

The latke starter makes me irrationally angry.

Oh, I don’t know. The monogrammed glasses aren’t that bad for 11 bucks. Most glasses have a decorative element to them - the way they’re cut, etchings and writing on them, etc. An initial isnt a big deal. You want dumb monogrammed shit, try this...

If they get caught stealing sunglasses there, well, its off to the gulag.

Touchscreens will never replace tactile controls.

This is a medium baller move at best.

Maybe Lavar thought it was the Balltic League?

No regerts!!!

Eagels fan here. I’m calling it early: we sign Kap, he plays like a man possesed, we roll through the playoffs and win our first Superbowl, and Goddel is forced to hand to Lombardi trophy to Kap, the games MVP.

RIP Wentz’ mobility.

*Ignis faces down Ardyn in a dramatic scene*

But then the Packers’ Brett Hundley turned into Aaron Rodgers

The Browns are the Picasso of Losing: they show exquisite skill and creativity in their craft, and they are relentlessly good at it. They lose in OT, they lose in regulation, they lose close games, they lose blowouts. It’s incredibly impressive.

Like spending the afternoon watching the Jets or Giants is a better use of their time?

Who’s managing the clock? Austin Rivers’ dad?

There’s a perfectly innocent explanation for this whole situation: he just wanted to ask Durant if he knew how to get to Temecula.

Not even Daniel Day-Lewis would be believable in this role.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

I like the combination of your name and your comment.