Sanuks are a gift from the Baby Jesus.

Thanks so much!

You seem informed so I'm going to ask you:
My little bro was severely allergic to bees, like he'd die if he got stung by one. He had Allergy shots like every two weeks for years and years, and is pretty much ok now. He has an epi pen just in case but has been stung by bees and is still with us. Are allergy shots not an…

You guys, I want to know what kind of skin products Martha is using, because Damn.
Creme de la Mer? The blood of virgins? I MUST KNOW.

Oh my god, for real.
And the best eyebrows. Those are perfect eyebrows.

Haha what a bunch of nerds our friends are, good thing we'd never go to something like that right guys

So, is a "Jane Austen getaway of sorts in England" an actual thing?
Asking for a friend.

You should! What if you're ever in a John Grisham style murder-mystery/caper and you need it to get across the border before the bad guys catch up with you?
Also if I can beg you, PLEASE get your husband to learn how to swim. It's so, so important to know how to swim. It's never too late, I've taught plenty of adults…

You should! What if you're ever in a John Grisham style murder-mystery/caper and you need it to get across the border before the bad guys catch up with you?
Also if I can beg you, PLEASE get your husband to learn how to swim. It's so, so important to know how to swim. It's never too late, I've taught plenty of adults…

You should get a passport anyway. It's a good thing to have around (especially if you lose your driver's license! You can still get into bars/its better than dragging around a birth certificate.) And you can still drive up to Canada and down to Mexico. Or you can even take a cruise!

If you start to get eye-rolly, look around for some kids who are having the time of their little lives. The unmitigated joy on a kid's face because they get to be at disneyland is enough to cure any bout of adulthood-related derision.

I actually live in one of the most diverse cities in the US. I don't need to go to Yew York to get diversity. Thad that's not why I don't like it. I've been to New York, I'm not forming opinions solely based on articles and television shows. Things like this just reinforce my dislike for the place.

Yet another article that makes me so glad that I don't live in New York.

BAN ALL STROLLERS.

I'm a Californian so get your Johnnycomelately World out of my face

They've changed a few things over the years, but it mostly still looks like this.
I've never been to Disneyworld in Florida, but it sounds like they're always adding and changing stuff to that one, while Disneyland remains mostly unchanged.
My parents, who are both Los Angeles natives, usually remark on the things that…

You're very welcome.
I was a lit major, I totally understand. I adore your column, by the way. You give very thoughtful advice, and I can tell that you take care in crafting your responses. Please continue being a total delight.

There was a joke on 30 Rock Where Kenneth works in Standards and Practices at NBC, and says something like:
"I can't approve this Law and Order: SVU script. You can't say 'Dick Wolf' on television!"

If this were a Flannery O'Connor short story, she would die of a heart attack on a city bus or get shot in the woods by a psycho killer after her family eats it, and we would all feel vaguely unsettled and strangely moved.

I have a boss who is single and has no life. She's divorced and bitter, and essentially assumes that since I am also single, I lead the same life as she does.
When she stays at the office until 7, I should too. (It doesn't seem to matter that she waltzes in around 10 am every day, and I get there at 8:30)
I literally…