Dude, Home Movies is like a religion for me. I fucking worship that man.
Dude, Home Movies is like a religion for me. I fucking worship that man.
That sounds like my kind of concert. A picnic style affair.
Even if you try to avoid the pit, it has a way of finding you and making you its bitch.
I think Rob Delaney is incredibly overpraised but oh my god I laughed so hard at that.
"We Really love your Jorts!"
YES. Jesus, tell your friends you don't love live music and they act like you told them you were a member of the aryan nation. This is especially bad for me because a lot of my college friends are musicians, so I was dragged to many a concert and pretended to have a good time.
Oh god, Ozzfest. I took my little brother and his friend to that a while back.
Got punched in the face standing near the pit during Lamb Of God.
Complete agreement. I find it charming when guys ask first. It's not like you *always* have to ask, but for that first kiss it's a nice thing to do.
the first time I can remember hearing them called "Jorts" was in one fo those radio spots for Bud Lite. they'd do this thing called "real men of genius", and one of them was in honor of the inventor of the jean short.
Jean Shorts.
Semi-Related:
Does anyone else hate going to concerts? it might just be my introverted nature or something, but I just don't seem to find them fun. You have to stand up, awkwardly sway around because how do you dance at a concert, and drinks are expensive.
And something terrible always happens, like you lose your friend…
I am exactly like you, it's kind of freaking me out.
I don't know how to fix myself. Doctors never help, antidepressants are just an endless frustration I'd rather not put up with anymore. I absolutely despise exercising in any fashion.
I'm trying st. John's wort, drinking less and eating less terrible food. I guess all…
"It's really expensive and smells bad" was literally the only reason I could think of to give to some kid who asked me why I didn't smoke.
I mean yeah, it gives you cancer, but shit, everything does now. If I don't die of cancer at some point I will be incredibly shocked. And honestly on TV and in movies, it looks…
Oh god those things bothered me SO MUCH.
if that is true I think we could possibly be best friends.
You will probably not love the fact that the phrase was used heavily/probably originated on 4chan back in the day.
Oh anon, you used to be cool...
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
See, why are things like this never on the tweet beat?
That is fucking delightful.
It seems he has turned an entertaining corner in the labyrinth of insanity that he lives in. If you can wade through the misspelling and intelligible shit you can find some real gems on his feed.
I guess that is just my experience. I also live in California, so everyone is more liberal than the rest of the world. but I did go to Jesuit school, and one of my closest (and gay) friends is a Jesuit. All of the ones I have known in my life have been pretty left of center.