Shoot, one wonders if Browing based the lead on his wife’s awful father.

Shouldn’t he be off enjoying a beach somewhere—or finding a better use for his googobs of money (while he still has it, that is?)

??? Seriously? I missed this—what’s the deal?

*sigh* “Here we come to save the day! (For the gazillionth time. Jeez, is Tony Stark busy or something?)“ ;)

“...a rooster who wandered into the house and has to be restrained beneath a metal wastebasket.”

OMG, she’s Max from LIVING SINGLE. Lives anyone who’s never had a friend like that? ;)

But Joe was kinda busy this summer, no? http://www.theonion.com/article/biden-…

Correction: The President Of Vice. ;)

“Demanding perfection is the first step at undermining a person,”

Yup. Unprecedented brand expansion.

Hell, most of those vets would have made better moderators—their questions were amazing.

He liked being an entertainer more than he liked being a journalist. He sold himself out.

Hee. Best. Climate. Change. Special. Ever. ;)

When network news became a MegaCorpCon cash cow (and a propaganda subsidiary of the Beltway Versailles), that killed any chance of the nets producing the next Morrow. (Hell, even in Morrow’s day, he only stayed on by the hardest—sponsors were constantly jumping ship and the network was always on his case.) And there…

Gah. Down deep, he still thinks he’s a loser, most likely. And it’s a sure bet that that makes him even more awful to women—how dare those unimportant bitches think they are better than him. Given the rumors about he throws his weight around on TODAY, he’s your classic petty king—and those make for major misogynist…

More like his ascot is about to claim its first victim. ;)

Eheheheh. When Fritz Leiber wrote “The Girl With The Hungry Eyes,” even he never foresaw this chick. ;)

Which is one of the many, many reasons it made no sense for Hiddleston to hook up with her. Didn’t his PR team know her “Ballad Of the Forlorn Thirsty Girl” methods? How could they not foresee he’d wind up yet another sad knight palely loitering in her grisly PR/Top Ten wake? ;)

Agreed—Elba is so right for Bond that it’s worth even just two Bonds to let him do it. As well, Craig only had two good Bonds—does anyone even want to remember QUANTUM OF SOLACE. ;)

1) Of course you are, kid. ;). 2) The above flick was CRIMSON PEAK, he’s been naked in THE NIGHT MANAGER and ONLY LOVERS LEFT ALIVE, among others.