Seriously, Cohen must never go outside his own community. Where I live (in New Jersey) parents started hitting Target and Staples as soon as school supplies went on sale right after the 4th of July. And the notebook areas in these places now look like a bomb hit them.

Hee. “Harry Roat, Jr. from Scarsdale.” ;)

But it makes _him_ feel sexy—and that’s all that counts. Blech.

How awful do you have to be for Nixon to not rehire you? :p

Watching him not become Attorney General or DOJ head will be a joy forever.

Gah—do not get me started on this scumbag. It seems like he’s been in office longer than Trump’s been campaigning, and that’s saying something.

As well, small businesses can take advantage of offering the kind of human service big retailers can’t.

Yeah, if Giuliani could have a third act, so can this creep. :P

...or the feds if his Bridgegate second-in-command rats him out. ;)

I’ve heard such horrible things about you.

And I can think of seven uses for a corpse today.

;)

I’d rather see a DVD featurette on how Delevingne got this role. ;)

Hee—seriously? Who knew Zack Snyder/WB would try to play that SUCKERPUNCH plot point again? :)

As well, it’s 2040 and our president is a plant.

Hell, _all_ Republicans think they are outliers—bootstrappers extraordinaire who are better than the common “victim” herd. But when they get in trouble, they are the first to holler for help—help they look down on everyone else for needing.

Yep. She was great in that for the same reason Ben Affleck was so terrific as a failing not-quite-star in HOLLYWOODLAND. Been there; bore the scars.

Agreed. One of my fav roles of hers was the duplicitous fiancee in THE AGE OF INNOCENCE—wonderfully subtle, sweet-insidious work. That “pixie” was a helluva huntress. ;)

Ya, it’s the 21st-century version of “pale, thin, big-eyed tubercular beauty” standard. Every century needs its fragile doomed lovelies, right? :p

Sorry, kid. In the immortal words of Lina Lamont (at 3:39): “No! No! Noooooo!” ;)