The fate of our republic rests on the tiny shoulders of an octogenarian woman. I am convinced that her body’s ability to carry on is entirely because she knows how much she is needed. RBG is a goddamn hero.

I’m not a food inspector, but I have worked in several restaurants in my life.

He’s basically a real life Quagmire with less charm.

You lost me at “celery”...

Who is the dumbass judge in this case?  Prior restraint is basically always unconstitutional. If the release of the book would violate an NDA, the remedy is damages under the NDA, not an injunction. This judge would get an F in any First Amendment law class. 

Karen, I don’t think you really understand what it is to be a Karen, even though you vocally possess all of the qualities of a Karen.

Damn Karen just have another wine cooler and calm down.

I hope she has a card with the US DOJ seal on it for that condition.

About a decade ago, Allen took over the top spot in North Texas suburbs for “general assholery” from Southlake, which had a good run itself after knocking off Plano in 2001. This is just Allen getting nervous that Frisco’s been nipping at their heels for the past few years. 

Honestly y’all this is a really bad take. It seems like she definitely could have done more due diligence about the appropriate chain of command that should be followed before accepting an animal into her rescue. But that dog *couldn’t walk*. She was severely malnourished, covered in excrement, and had a badly…

I’m genuinely confused as to how a paralyzed animal can help someone “complete daily tasks.”

If you don’t want to read the whole article he was once in his 20's and now hes in his 50's.

popular movies and TV shows that celebrated unbridled masculinity, from dramas like Office Space

Except for Swiss. Fuck that neutral, hole-filled shit. 

I have a Jewish mother who lives in Florida. So believe me when I say that if you work as a server in an American Chinese restaurant in Boca Raton, you need not fear death because you’ve already done your time in hell.

I truly do not understand the hype for Raising Caines. It’s not bad, but without that dipping sauce (which I truly can’t decide if I like or not), the chicken is so plain there’s literally no flavor to it. The batter doesn’t taste like anything either. The best item they have is the Texas toast. I’ve been to Caines at…

But isn’t that also kinda perfect example of how these kinds of biases work their way in to the general consciousness? A bunch of well meaning white customers like you or I see Aunt Jemima and think “oh well that’s a neat way to honor a black pioneer....” and black people walk by it and think “JESUS CHRIST WHY IS THAT…

Aunt was an “honorific” reserved for older houseslaves in the slavery era or black servants in the pre-Civil Rights Era.

Meanwhile, Justice Thomas seems well on his way to being one of the worst Supreme Court Justices of the last 120 years.

Could be worse, you could have used these ice pop molds “for kids”