When I was a kid (circa 1815) I used to hear the song, “pickin’ up paw-paws, putting them in your pocket,” but I never had any idea what they were.

Montreal bagels >>>> NY bagels. (Both are better than Toronto bagels although NY bagels are too big).

They’ll say that rape baby is a gift from god for something good to come from the bad. Unless it’s their own daughter or wife, in which case fuck that, they have the means to take care of it. But the rest of us should be grateful or something.

Opposition to abortion is just petty, moral navel-gazing, for lack of a better phrase. Those in the anti-abortion movement are solely invested in themselves, whether its their own sense of moral superiority, wielding a culture war cudgel, or selfishly saving their own immortal soul, it’s NEVER about the lives of the…

I don’t know how many more bullshit emails I can stand from the offices of Cruz and Cornyn.

yeah, even though I live in a blue part of the state, my fucking senators are Ted Cruz and John Cornyn. Barf emoji Barf emoji

Perogies.

“The worst man in Texas...”

[CUT TO: INT. Donald Trump signs his name to blank sheets of paper for a photo op.]

Thank You! I cannot deal with these people who think Trump is some kind of Machiavellian Super Nixon who leads everyone around by the nose and has some brilliant over reaching design. He’s an imbecile who pulls things out of his ass that has absolutely no credibility. Occam’s razor for Christ’s sake. 

The first KFC is in Corbin, KY.

The soil is nurtured by the dead dreams of its residents.

DO NOT GIVE UP HOPE

I guess they didn’t hear that pic-a-nic baskets are in Aisle 4.

I’m old enough to have watched the Thomas-Hill hearings live. I remember thinking Clarence Thomas was clearly a very skeevy dude, and I wished he wasn’t the nominee. Know what I don’t remember? Being mad at Joe Biden.

The thing that I really appreciate more than ever about this is that Anita Hill has demonstrated the difference in choosing the best path for those who have been/will be harmed instead of using phrases like “purity tests” or “cancel culture” to let people off the hook at the drop of a hat to get what she wants.

Adele looks a bit silly but I really don’t get the big deal

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLINT is still my favorite. Poor, poor CLINT.

I lived in Houston in the 80s. So many good memories of Astroworld. Saw a number of concerts there, and went one year at Halloween while on mushrooms (sensory overload in a good way). The one image burned in my brain is the view from the top of the Cyclone at sunset. It’s sad enough that its problems were from…

Because a bunch of d!ickheads bought Gawker Media and think it is 2002.   They ruined Deadspin and now are systematically screwing up the rest of the websites.