Cool, but can’t hold a candle to Houston’s own beer can house...
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Oh god, if I could star that several times. Cry-laugh indeed!
Phones on the table, you say? Anyone remember King’s Food Host?
We call those “Baptist Windows” in east Texas. Usually found around the back of the building.
HEB is the best!
The “open face” kolaches filled with fruit or cheese are kolaches (my Polish-Nebraska grandma made these, too - what I wouldn’t give for one of hers right now...). The savory ones (think sausage, ham, bacon) are technically “klobasniky” or klobasnek (singular). But in central Texas, both are pretty universally…
Frozen bread dough is a decent substitute. This Omaha-born, current Texas resident is tickled to see this article! Made myself some quarantine Runza last week...
Right? Let’s just pretend someone used a coupon. Easy peasy.
“Take the tray back, drop it in front of them, demand a manager if need be and demand a refund.”
Thanks, Karen.
She and her cohorts should not have stolen the dog, however, I am weary of anyone with a pet claiming that his/her dog/mini-horse/rabbit/monkey is a legit service animal. It devalues true service animals.
He wasn’t wrong about Oprah tho.
Artisinal arsenic.
I believe the second category should be referred to as “nooo nooos.”
You made an error. Honeydew should be number 9.
Chubby Hubby is by far the best Ben and Jerry’s flavor. Fight me.
Don’t care for the canned ones on their own, but damn if they ain’t good all chopped up and thrown into some good old Tex-Mex Velveeta and R0-Tel queso.
On that note, I am calling in a lunch order for my sister’s Walgreen’s store. She manages it and she and her staff have gone above and beyond, putting their health at risk to make sure the rest of us have access to medicine, food and other basic supplies. They all have been working their tails off.