A boy and his beard need never be parted.

Chris Hill felt safe because Drew Magary was there to protect him.

I thought Cheedle was a Sniglet. My God, I am old. 

Let's not forget the most important part of Swedish cuisine.

Oh, thanks for that! I remember the exchange being much less jolly and Martha not being so deferential. Of course if Martha was hanging out with Hillary in the White House this is at last 20 years ago and memory is a tricky thing. Maybe I read in a follow-up or something that Julia Child wasn’t happy with the…

I tried that one time, but the server had no idea what Pad They was.

“Because I saw all the mistakes. The things that I wished I could change, but I couldn’t because it’s permanent,”

I was just reading this morning in the “New York Post” (I know, but they are infallible about such matters) that Herb Spamfellow recently had his first meeting with the staff since the Deadpsin mass resignations. Apparently it didn’t go very well. One of the things the staff complained about was user interface getting…

He’s an actor who was there to promote his acting. Maybe he needs another career.

Imagining the "million" moms' glee turning into disappointment and rage makes me feel all warm and tingly inside 

This solves my “what to do for Christmas morning for my mom” problem! She lives in assisted living, so no kitchen, and I can’t get her into my own home (stairs). I’ll go to her for gift-opening and eating, she has a Keurig for coffee and my waffle iron is small enough to be portable. I’m thinking about crock-potting a …

Can we stop with the sanctimonious faux outrage?

This is why I liked the food court at the mall where I worked many years (albeit, in the movie theatre for the mall, not the Cinnabon). The Cajun Big Easy was staffed by Asian-Americans; the Little Tokyo by Latinx; the Pizza Villa by African-Americans; & the Subway by lesbians. Cross cultural experience for the price…

The cultural appropriation thing is hard. Take David Chang is a Korean-American that made his name on Japanese ramen and Chinese buns. Sure he lived and trained in Japan and that’s his general preference, but it’s not his culture because Asian is not 1 culture. But nobody takes him to task for it because most of those…

I recently made the Thanksgiving flavors Chex mix featured on The Takeout a couple of weeks back (slightly altered to my taste and the food restrictions of my host) and IT WAS DELICIOUS. I am going to make it again for a get together in a couple of weeks. Easy, inexpensive and everyone loved it. It’s definitely on my…

I believe this is what you’re looking for: “yours is... the country style.”

At one work Xmas party a few years ago, I brought pork BBQ that I smoked the day before with a couple different BBQ sauces. It was all demolished quickly and I had one coworker offer to pay me money to smoke a pork shoulder for him more than once.

pay no mind to those who would malign the warm, comforting, vegetable-y, creamy - yet crunchy, thanks fried onions! - Thanksgiving hug that is green bean casserole.

Her contract was up. PERIOD.

Hugo Ortega was being interviewed once about Tex-Mex versus Mexican food. He said, “Tex-Mex is actually an ancient Mayan word that means, ‘no fucking vegetables.’”