As much as I’m loath to jump into this, lets be reasonable here there are some elements we need to unpack

Anyone else who doesn’t like the fat just because it’s, well, gross? Like all chewy and weird and doesn’t fall apart in your mouth and doesn’t really taste like anything and oh god it’s still in my mouth I’m choking ahhhhh!

They are a testament to what public schools can produce if students have support at home and in well-funded schools.

“Cut bait” means, literally, to cut fish into smaller pieces to use as bait to catch other fish.

When I was a teenager, I was playing golf with a cousin who was just as bad as I was. His slice knocked a squirrel out of a tree. The poor thing staggered across the fairway only to get hit again by my worm burner. We were laughing so hard we had to let the people behind us just play through.

Have you ever called a suicide prevention hotline? It’s worthless.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Yo, Patrick please get me out of the grays so I don’t have to spend a minute longer with some of these neckbeards and their thoughts about women. ...or as they call them “females”.

This is an excellent point you’ve made about the Olympic women’s ski halfpipe final.

And that’s why you don’t do tricks on the halfpipe.

To me, that’s the unsavoury part of this. If an overmatched skier from Tibet gets to the Olympics despite facilities or coaching or funding and represents his country gamely, fair ball, that’s the Olympics ideal. But this dilettante gamed the system in a way that only a 1%er could, by flying all over the world at the…

She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

She stated that she started to feel the costume falling apart, and “I prayed.”

We do not deserve Chrissy.

Pence trying to write off his (still very real) support for conversion therapy as “years ago” is just another step down the path of Republicans trying to flush their past record down the memory hole where convenient.

Younger generations have a hard time understanding how bad it has been historically. As more and more acceptance of non-hetero orientation is seen in mainstream culture, and thus what is considered ‘normative’ shifts in public perception, people who have never experienced those horrors can’t appreciate how such…

I love her and I think she’s a comic genius, but she must stop working with her husband.

As a Pats fan, I really wanted both of these to look dicey on replay. As a human being with functioning eyes and brain, both of them were unquestionably catches. The broadcasting crew seemed to want to create drama, but (and this is especially true with the Ertz play), those plays resulted in catches by any measure.…

The other players seemed to not feel it diminished them at all.

You know what really bothers me? When people bug out about kissing kids on the lips. Not everyone does it but when people do, IT IS NOT SEXUAL. People cringing like there is a sexual element is icky. It’s icky! That’s a father and son, clean your head. Damn.