I understand it was a simple, 5 mph fender-bender that 99.99% of the time ends with zero injuries and even less often with a fatality. The unfortunate gentleman who passed away as a result of this was 78 years old and apparently suffered a number of serious injuries followed by a number of surgeries.

Ms. Williams was…

5 years is the max contract length under the current CBA

A raid of some sort. The kind of raid that people will forever associate with Waco.

Chris Paul is not merely a ball-dominant scorer - he’s a great off-ball shooter and one of the best passers in nba history - and he is also an elite defender. Paul George is an elite defender. Hard to make a case that Curry is much more effective than Harden defensively. Trevor Ariza and Clint Capela are both above…

Everyone has their own inflection points. Takes a strong person to hold one’s convictions in the face of race baiting, misogyny, alleged election fraud, alleged collusion with a foreign power within your campaign team, charity mismanagement, impetuousness, incessant Twitter farts, suggesting violence against your…

“Obey by the law and I promise you will live”

Just think, half of these fuckers voted for Trump

At least one Derek Fisher was able to drive it home.

John Wayne Gacy was a Great Clown.

She’s an immigration lawyer. That’s maybe half a lawyer at best. Trust me on this one.

>I am not speaking for your community.

Honestly? I think you’re full of shit. In my city, my LGBTQIA friends absolutely love when their straight ally friends participate in their events. As long we are by their side in their most painful times as well as the good times, our presence is always deemed as support.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

Garbine Muguruza might be my new favorite player. No tip-toeing on that at all.

Recommending blades for a beginning golfer is like the equivalent of telling a writer they need to use a manual typewriter to, I don’t know... feel the exquisite pleasure of a well struck key.

That’s not how it works... at all.

“I want to put my dick in a variety of younger, more fawning women.”

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

The show is incredibly biting and tackles usually triggering subjects with wit and insight. I think one reason it gets away with it is because it’s not just frequently hilarious but I think as opposed to being dark, it’s unusually uplifting and optimistic. Especially since the two leads play what are normally…