Oh for fucks sake Charlie Strong is one of the few people in college football who doesn’t seem like the scum of the earth. One who actually takes the idea of helping players grow as individuals seriously. This is a judge in Florida. If Strong is the first thing out of south Florida to have caused you shame, either…

He isn’t taking anything away from anyone. He’s in the goddamn SALLY league. And, newsflash: professional sports rosters aren’t like public college scholarships or whatever. No one ‘takes’ anything from anyone. The Mets chose to sign him. If they wanted someone else, they would have signed someone else. There is zero…

Of course Thomas doubts this story.

Texas Senator Ted Cruz was troubled by the Rockets’ display, saying that “Publicly mocking a man for cinder blocking his free heaves at the ball hole isn’t our way. I hope the Rockers learn from this.”

Phone call my friend once received:

I’m an avid/serious golfer...have been for last 30 years now. I’m one of the “weird” fans that actually enjoys watching the game on TV. While I’ve never been a Tiger Woods fan, I never failed to give him his due. His sustained level of excellence is as much mental & sheer will as it is his incredible level of talent.…

I only care that the word in the first sentence should be populace, the noun, not populous, the adjective.

At least he has his family to not turn to.

“But what do I do with my hands when I kiss a woman? Nevermind, I figured it out, I interlace my fingers on my stomach, yes, this feels natural.”

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

He also wanted to give a speech to the crowd after every game to tell them that he considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.

Houston elected a lesbian mayor (who was eventually term-limited out) and is one of the most diverse cities in the country, so it’s probably safe.

A guy with boobs? Cuz the person on top there has boobs.

Multiple handjobs and a blowjob but no cunnilingus? Hm, clearly not a brand for me then.

He doesn’t mind working until he dies.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Congrats to Samira and Lauren, but that doesn’t make me feel better about Poussey.

Bless, that pic never gets old!

Yep