Santoku is way too low. Better than a chef’s knife, if you ask me.

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It’s the kind of “muchísima energía” you do not need.

The Monterey Bay Aquarium is the best aquarium. Fight me.

Who would’ve thought the 3 am boat crash in Miami would involve drugs and alcohol

I can agree with this take. Capital M Muppets vs lowercase m muppets. Seems reasonable and accurate.

Lucky Blue Smith and Stormi Bree sound like drinks you get at Applebee’s.

But did they stand during our national anthem glorifying slavery?

she’s still refusing to apologize for stealing Christmas, though.

All coaching is teaching, we have women teaching men in all levels of life from preschool to high school to college to job training.

Amar’e, bathing in wine is the gayest thing I’ve ever heard of and I just sucked a dick this morning.

Extremely relevant:

Mr. Peanutbutter?

Rumspringa training.

Just a sampling of how many times that out of shape shitgibbon bitched about Obama golfing.

On a lighter note (As one can only stare screaming into the abyss that is our current state of affairs for so long); here’s Anna Kendrick stepping out with her new man:

I am black. I have been to Medford (Ashland is really the college town but Medford is seedier and right next door). Can confirm; if you don’t mind being objectified it’s like being a bear in a salmon run.

Thanks for a harrowing read - if thanks is the right word. My father was an alcoholic who died from the disease, as were three of my four grandparents. This brings back a lot of sad memories. I hope Jennifer’s coworkers, friends and family don’t beat themselves up too much. I learned the hard way that it’s never about…

This story kicked me in the gut. My mother was an alcoholic, and I struggled with opiate addiction for years. Addiction isn’t a lifestyle you choose. Sobriety isn’t easy, nor is it a wagon to which you strap yourself. Functional addicts are the most at risk because, until they crash and burn, no one has any idea of…