Saw shiny, oily legs in thumbnail on Twitter, paint now. The duality of man.

Surfragettes.

Well, you’ll notice Pete Rickett’s name wasn’t mentioned as having contributed to Trump’s campaign. That’s because he’s busy contributing to campaigns of opponents to every Nebraska senator who has ever opposed him (which is quite a bigly number). If he can’t persuade senators to vote with him, he’ll just make sure…

Did you read that article in VF a few years ago by the woman who ran the Hollywood gambling ring? Holy shit, Tobey was such a huge, gross dick, like making her come to his house to beg him for a tip, which was way smaller than the tips everyone else just gave freely.

Buried lede: someone is honest to God named Biff.

Most of y’all are obviously pretty young. I was a kid BEFORE remote controls. I think one of the main reasons people had kids back then was for us to - get up and change the TV channel; fix the bunny ears antennae; get them an ashtray/cigarettes...etc. I ain’t mad.

What? Is that weird?

In a KFC bathroom, at around 8 or 9 in the evening circa 1992, I entered a men’s room out of sheer bladder desperation because the women’s room was out of order. I opened the door and after recovering from the stench that flew out of the newly cracked door like sins from Pandora’s Box, I saw the the phrase “Why?” and…

Email from the chairman of the regent’s basically disowning the two morons and supporting the players’ rights to protest. On mobile if this loads weird and bolding is in original:

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Most peculiar, mama.

Marriage isn’t “just a fucking word”. It’s a legal status with fairly extensive implications in healthcare, tax, child custody, inheritance, property ownership, civil and criminal legal cases, pensions etc. Marriage doesn’t protect spouses from cheating or leaving, sure, but that’s a massively different thing from…

If only there were a fitting disease to wish upon Joe Ricketts...

I’m a gay man, and I’d say it’s a fair question. I dated girls in high school... and I’d be lying if I said that didn’t help shape my determination that I was/am in fact gay. If someone asked me that question, I’d actually think it was a thoughtful and informed question. I really don’t think anyone has ever asked me…

I’m the same age and a lesbian and I get asked that question a lot. Mostly by heterosexuals trying to honestly trying to understand my experiences in life.

I think it’s a fair question to ask. Not all of us lesbians are gold star lesbians. I can only speak from me and my circle’s experiences but for a lot of us, that relationship with a male (no matter how far it progresses) is part of the process of knowing and understanding what feels right or realising who you are.…

As deep of a thought to be expected coming from the guy whose biggest recent hit included lyrics that rhymed “things” with “things.”

When I saw both the shooter and victim were female, I thought it was a failed relationship between the two girls. Equality means women can abuse and kill their domestic partners with the ease and frequency that men do, so this is progress? Nah, it was probably over a boy, out lesbian teens in Texas are too busy being…

That’s not what I meant by my statement at all. I meant that as a young gay, much like many gay people before me, falling in love with my best friend helped me realize I was gay. That’s all I meant. Chill out.