Fuckin’ Teamsters!

How in the hell does a wig take over an hour to put on each day?

“Starred” is generous and probably how he would classify it himself.

I’m not surprised that the guy who’s not a good musician steals lyrics

Not me tho, just to be clear.

I’m completely shocked to discover that Johnny Depp is a total asshole.

He could’ve been Starlord according to a source.*

It’s also weird to remember that Alex Jones has starred in 2 Richard Linklater films.

uh...Frank Stallone?

How do you wake Lady Gaga up from a nap? You guessed it...

The move visible and painful this is, MAYBE there wont be so many that will jump on the grift in the future.  But as for right now, you are correct.

I liked “You can hold on to it, I’m done with it.” xD

You want this man to die BEFORE he can see everything he’s worked for humiliatingly stripped from him and forced to face the consequences of a life built on lies and hatred? Where’s your humanity?

I also enjoyed “You’ve got it upside down”.

I think that’s why it’s so funny.

What is fun, though, is the fact that this is only the sentencing for the first of four cases where he was found guilty by default.  Not to mention whatever other criminal liability results from sharing his whole-ass phone.

This has the potential to be unhinged in all the best ways possible. I had no interest in a Joker sequel until I heard about Gaga’s involvement, so sign me up for opening day tickets.

He is not on trial for defamation. He already lost that trial and was found liable when the judge entered summary judgement against him in November because of his “willful noncompliance” with discovery.  The proceedings now are just to determine how much it is going to cost him.

A tear was shed in my house. My kids love everything Scooby Doo

Cruel, but fair.