The primary motivating factor for men to get to auteur status is so they can stop shaving

Nope. Just wait until it's streaming. 

So a train will take you to an old Western town setting? And there’s a theme park involved?

It sounds like the reviewer’s saying the movie is hand-wavingly reductive towards the concept of discrimination. Which is...what you’re doing now...

My friend and I were on a road trip this weekend, saw a billboard ad for it and just couldn’t stop referring to it until we got back.

I tried reading it a few times based on friends’ recommendations and I couldn’t get past the first 50 pages. It reads like a parody of rich white lady book club.

I’m sorry, I’m sure it’s quite good, but this title sounds like a fake movie/show from 30 Rock 

A line that I feel is appropriate for her in many situations 

I’m just a girl, towering over a boy, asking that he admit he loves me.

I guess I’m now thankful for that as well. Thanks for adding a bit of optimism to my day. 

Yeah, I don’t care what they put her in, she looks great!

So wait, people are complaining that the costume looks ridiculous? The costume of THIS character from the comic books?

I’ll never forget when Robert Redford got fucking raked over the coals by outraged future audience members for not looking enough like Bob Woodward when pre-production photos from “All the President’s Men” were leaked.

With those eyes, she could wear anything, and I would not mind.

More like TITania, right lads? *wolf whistle* *holler* *awwooogaaahhh* *dies inside*

I’m not familiar with the comics, but I care far less about her look than I do the excitement of seeing Jamil chew up the scenery as a villain.

I am grateful that the actress named Tatiana is not playing the character named Titania.  Not just for the confusion, but for the headlines reading Tit for Tat.

She is a sexy skyscraper, can see her in this role