clayjayandrays
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Multiples run in the family, the fact that he has multiple multiples isn’t odd.

That’s gross as hell, although I suppose at least he recognized the kids as his own.  He probably does have other children. 

Is he trying to compete with Nick Cannon? 

Despite having 9 kids, Elon seems like the type of guy that has never given a woman an orgasm

And millions on Twitter.

Musk has got about 100 kids over at Jalopnik.

Slackers In Slacks Getting Starbucks

If someone did a smart spoof movie in the Top Secret/Naked Gun tradition but for 90s nostalgia and the Miramax movement... I’m gonna watch it.

Most of these jokes are “Remember these jokes?”

Kevin Smith presents ‘MEMBER BERRIES: The Motion Picture

Coming this Christmas:
Dazed And Confused Singles Chasing Amy Around The Mall
starring Parker Posey

So Smith’s creativity has fallen so low he’s now just doing the same “meta” schtick that was his last film.

Forget Wendy’s you should be worried about how RadioShack is going to respond.

For sure. This preempts the inevitable “aren’t you a little old for a Minions movie?” with an end-around “my good man, is this not your finest cinematic offering?”

They will, of course, charge $10 a plastic flute for it.

If the movie industry builds an entire franchise on luring five-year-olds in with gibberish-spouting cartoon characters, it should also expect those children to grow up twelve years later and religiously spout gibberish back at the screen.

I’m not sure, lad. I’m a bit pissed.

No “damn kids” snark from me on this one, that’s ridiculous and I love it.

really nice to see a wholesome internet trend that could have existed in any era. 

Wearing a suit and seeing a minions movie are two things I’d be glad to be excused from.