I’m mostly excited to see Portman flex not just her biceps, but her comedic skills (I always think she was one of SNL’s more memorable guests despite not taking many comedic roles in her career).

Thor: Love And Thunder revisits the cheeky. . .
Ha, I see what you did there!

“It’s decentralized, brah” is such an oblivious talking point. You’re trying to tell me the future is the digital version of stuffing your money under the mattress in some sort of pre-FDIC dystopia? Hard pass.

You can play Etherium: The Game!

Ouye > Ouya

Yeah, if this were “legit” at all, they could probably turn it around with Android guts in a box. That they aren’t just makes this look even scammier.

At least the Ouya actually happened, though. There’s zero chance of this thing ever existing.

I vote that we ignore Polium and call it a TWOUYA. 

I mean, it’s an stupid, idiotic idea but let’s not forget:

I keep reading it as “Polonium”, which is kinda apt actually, since I’d be equally likely to want to touch either.

This is probably the most credible part of the whole thing: it shouldn’t take _that_ much horsepower to run those games at 8K 120 fps :P

Ah, yes, you’ll need that 8K/120fps beast of a system to run what is basically old newsgrounds games with NFTs crammed awkwardly into them

I feel like “Polium” could be the name of an hardcore drug in some sci-fi movie.

So now we just need some evidence for that claim that humans were there too, 30,000 years ago.  Keep digging.

That sort of damage is common when a specimen is uncovered during mechanized commercial mining operations. Even when the operator is keeping an eye open for fossils (and a lot of them do, particularly when the formation is known to feature them), the machines take such big bites of overburden that it’s almost…

Only one thing left to do

“It’s 9am.”

Who are we to judge how they breakfast, eh?

They’ve got some poor intern pouring that shit down a funnel.