“After just last night, Trump lost any semblance of legitimacy”

This will live past Trump. If anything he will be a martyr in their cause and use by people like DeSantis to get votes.

Will politicians be arrested over this? Maybe not but they probably won’t be able to run for office any longer.

“On the next Arrested Development . . . “

Yup, sadly I’m anticipating the same and am bracing for the next 40 years of “President” DeSantis. We’ve been talking about cancel culture but they will legitimately be cancelling culture.

I hope I’m not spoiling the ending of this series by letting everyone know that nothing at all will come of this, and we’ll just have a marginally better attempt at a coup sometime later this decade that will probably succeed at least partially, and then the show will be cancelled.

She is a treasure and I am glad she gets to do things of her choosing.

... I’m sorry, these aliens killed Keith David?

“Starshine.”

Miller’s representatives couldn’t be reached because they are currently hiding at the bottom of a jug of whiskey.

I still think the movie has some major twist to it.  So I think you are okay

A fun enough trailer, but way more information than I wanted (and that’s on me).

Sure, here’s the answer:

I really hope that Top Gun Maverick eviscerates this film in a manner similar as Maverick taking out those enemy planes.

The most impressive thing, to me, is somehow making special effects that look worse than the original movie.  You gotta work hard for shit to look that lousy these days.

By the way, and I know the following is petty and on a level I usually don’t stoop to with films, but I really hope that Top Gun Maverick eviscerates this film in a manner similar as Maverick taking out those enemy planes.

OMG just the 2 paragraph plot summary with a recap of the earlier films made me tired. What a mess.

velociraptors that can be directed by a laser pointer

“Rumor has it that Spielberg once wanted a Jurassic film to build to scenes involving dinosaurs strapped with rockets, running into battle”

god damn it’s rare you see io9 and av club united in opinion but boy-o this sounds as awful as everyone thought it was.