In the X-rated cut, Morbius strips.

There would be an upshot here and it’s that Jared Leto would 100% not return for an “embrace the meme” sequel because he takes the CRAFT of ACTING too seriously for that. (Which is why we laugh at him currently.)

I’m looking forward to Morbius 3: Morbiest.

I want the sequel where they embrace all the meme shit and it’s really embarassing. 

You still need proof?

Guess which character they’re adding to the Spider-Man Extended Universe?

Please clap!

I’ve always had a soft spot for jokingly uplifting bad or forgotten/niche media as if they were masterworks, so this meme speaks to me. This being the internet, however, I fully expect it to be as exhaustingly overdone as Among Us memes by *checks watch* next Thursday.

Of course not, the plural of Morbius is Morbii.

Morbius is the Jeb! of movies. The jokes can be fun, but for the love of god, don’t engage with the actual thing. It’s just the blandest shit imaginable when it isn’t actively awful.

Disney Plus’ latest Star Wars spin-off arrives with a somewhat surprising appearance from a certain princess

You lose perspective on what’s too little and what’s too much when you spend the vast majority of your entertainment career choosing not to wear a shirt.

Agreed. In fact, it would be a massive “fuck you” to the audience to have them NOT meet in this series.

Of course… it will really break the canon if Obi-Wan and Vader meet at any point before A New Hope, but we’ll see how Obi-Wan Kenobi handles that.

Love the episodes or hate ‘em, I think we can all agree on one thing:  Flea’s performance was pretty awful.  

You need a bug bomb to deal with the Flea canon.

I think it’s worth noting when you raise the point that Reva’s plan is fairly half baked is that... the show itself knows it’s half-baked. The Grand Inquisitor is PISSED at her because of how half-baked it is, because even in this era you can’t just go and kidnap a prominent Senator’s daughter to use as bait.

Episode 2…

“What of the reports of a Rebel tire cache near Sullust?”
“It is of no concern!”

Finally, we now know why there are no tires in the Star Wars universe. 

Why is he hiding tires? And from whom?