Harry Potter and the Nice Cheap Apartment Set

John Locke got norted!

It’s actually Mephisto.

battling a version of Ben Linus that can fly

That’s dumb.  There’s like so many games that are “These 40 flophaired sexy battlers with overcomplicated outfits hate these other 40 spike-haired anime warriors with asymmetrical leather straps all over there so now they gotta battle over a nebulous glowing concept” games, and none of them needed to sit in a Disney…

Let’s not get our hopes up, this is Nomura still. His goal seems to be to quietly sieve out all the Disney and Squeenix stuff and replace it with a vast army of samey shonen good and bad guys from all over a muddled timeline.  He won’t stop until people are like “Didn’t Cloud and Uncle Scrooge used to be in these…

I just figured that was The Island from LOST

I don’t hate this. And the fact that I get to watch grown-ass adults struggle to grasp the concept of “meta” and compare it to Space Jam (when the trailer spoon feeds you the information that the original series was a show they were actors on and Roger Rabbit is right there hanging out with them) is just a bonus.

I esp…

That doesn’t meet the new streaming model

Make more Star Wars, only make less of it, and what you do make, make better.

Everybody likes to bag on the color-coded speeder bikes scene but NOBODY HAS MENTIONED how many different past and future action figures that short scene managed to reference. Every single one of those surprised Mos Eisley denizens is going to have a name, a background, and an accessory sold separately, and your…

Especially involving characters who have been through this kind of trauma. Yes they might live, but no one walks away from these experiences well-adjusted.

RIGHT?!

“Arquette, meanwhile, treats the saga of Dwight “Dewey” Riley, now a washed-up drunk living in a trailer park, like Shakespearean tragedy.”

I haven’t watched the show in years and only sporadically then. The 2nd half of this feels like they’ve grown so much. Cartman really isn’t trying to undo anything because his life did work out that way. Breaking up the gang actually allowed him to grow. His end in the ‘good’ timeline is fascinating as it’s…

Hopefully they right Netflix’s biggest wrong:  releasing new episodes one at a time, rather than dumping an entire season out there at once.

I’ve actually already watched some of these movies non-ironically, so this will be a new experience for me. Looking forward to it!

Letting a serial rapist live his life mostly repercussion-free was the thing that was dangerous.

Man, what a bummer to consider. Then again, I’m not a fan of The Mandalorian. So, my opinion might be a minority one. 

You know what? If Star Wars continues as even just decent-to-good television, then that will be fine. Maybe film isn’t their medium anymore.