The Book of Boba Fett, where he does a lot of bounty hunting works to grow market share while maximizing shareholder value.

Why speak of conflict when corporations can make us all rich?

“Charlene! Why isn’t the power point working? Can you get IT up here?”

Step 1: retrieve iconic armor.
Step 2: take over Tatooine.
Step 3: . . . uh . . . profit? wait, are we sure about this?

At last, Disney is returning Star Wars to what made it great: meetings.

“How can we trust you, bounty hunter?”

“If you’ll turn to item 37 on the agenda, you will see that I intend to foster an open-door policy where all input is taken on board.”

THE SEVEN HABITS OF HIGHLY EFFECTIVE BOBA FETTS

[stands up in crowded cantina]

Take over Tatooine? He really thinks big.

You must be a hoot to be around.

“hates” is putting it lightly.

Listen, anyone had to see the original tweet unprompted is really suffering some mental damage at the moment, so I will let it slide.

:(

I’m not convinced that Greg is “the least bad” member of the family. He’s new at all of it, and presumably the least wealthy, and nervous a lot of the time because he feels he’s out of his depth. But that doesn’t make him a good guy or even the least bad.

I’m assuming it’s designed to deliver a succession of orgasms?

So, did Bo-Katan forget that she didn’t have to fight anyone for the Darksaber the first time? Because if you want to make that a rule now, then no one ever defeated Sabine and she’s still the rightful owner.

I’m increasingly convinced that the overlap of people who believe Trump had the election stolen from him and people who believe Depp is a completely blameless victim is exceedingly high.

I have a social media friend who’s been pulled into that crowd and it’s really hard to watch. Dude isn’t even some kind of super fan of Depp’s acting before all this but like I suspect happens to a lot of people when a conspiracy theory takes hold of their brain he just seems to have convinced at some point that the…

I don’t know how so many people have strong opinions about a relationship they’re not involved with. The internet is weird.

It’s a bit scary how much people on social media are defending Depp over this and trying to drag down Amber Heard. I’m not a fan of either of them, and I think they both likely abused each other to varying degrees, but the absolute hatred and negativity Depp’s fans are perpetuating towards Heard is nauseating. It’s…

“Why are the good ones always married, gay, or serial killers?”

Plot twist: in season 2, she falls for a hometown hunk in the hills of West Virginia who teaches her the real meaning of Christmas.