Block Mr. Peanut.

The fact it is somebody’s entire job (or the jobs of several people) to invent and depict the backstory of a fictional legume in order to sell peanuts is almost punishment enough for this ad campaign.

God... how many socialists did this marketing campaign create.  Because god does it suck.

I mean aren’t all nuts potential baby nuts?  That is why my priest told me touching myself was a sin!!

In Boxing we call them ‘Bums’ which is not meant to mean the general use, but as an acronym: “Big Uncoordinated Motherf**kers”- Paul can have a height advantage, it means absolutely nothing against a boxer who is actually quite skilled in the technical sense. Also, the age difference isn’t as telling in this sense for…

I can say the same for myself, but I wouldn’t fight Mayweather for a million bucks, unless I can guarantee that million bucks would be able to repair the damage he causes me.

The article kinda touches on this (albeit guessing, since the fight hadn’t happened yet). Basically, Mayweather is in complete control and could summarily execute Conor within seconds, but he has a brand to think about. Killing him or babying him in the ring makes him look like a dick, but dragging it out a little...ma…

Oh don’t worry, it’s going to be a total bloodpath as Floyd even in his current age is so far ahead of Paul in boxing it’s ridiculous. The skill differential here is so vast that it is worthless to even speculate about how Paul might have a shot.

I’m loath to give Deader than Deadspin any more clicks, but this was from the before times...and an excellent encapsulation as to why people who pretend they can box will always be in for a massively rude awakening.

The upside for Giuliani though is, this last month’s meltdown has made almost everybody forget that he is a cousin fucker.

An icon.

He also kept threatening to release all this salacious information on Hunter Biden’s laptop which he had received from a blind computer store owner and he also re-enacted a scene from ‘My Cousin Vinny’ at a press conference. It’s like they put four seasons worth of stuff into one.

The last few months for Rudy Giuliani:

It broke his brain like Obama’s joke broke Trump’s at the WHCD. Amazing how that happens to the kind people who coined “snowflake” as an insult.

Not gonna lie, that's one of my favorite debate insults.  Up there with your not Jack Kennedy.  It sums up Rudy so well and so quickly.  Still sums him up.  A failed loser only known for being in charge on the worst day in New York history.  He handled 9/11 really poorly as well.  Wish he had been handled like Short…

The research is only starting to gel, but there are plenty of hints that COVID can cause cognitive impairment.

I forgot that it was Joe Biden who, during a primary debate in 2008, said “There’s only three things he mentions in a sentence: a noun, a verb and 9-11.”

Good thing he hasn’t spent the last few weeks flying around the country yelling at people in closed rooms while not wearing a mask.

Odds he beats this are 9 to 11.

The real Thatcher wasn’t this hot, young people.