Star’s War

Less “hits” and more “very light slaps” or “gentle nudges” 

Important reminder: that fourth movie, the “corker,” was originally supposed to be titled The Seed Bearer. That is all. 

“Hello fellow kids” energy

What happened to her is between the AV Club and Jesus. And Jesus don’t snitch. 

The way she’s been eyeing Mon more suspiciously each episode makes me think she will mirror Bix’s boyfriend and think she’s doing the right thing and may even end up getting killed in the process. 

And I still can’t tell what the third to last one is (after the rebel pilot and before the First Order storm trooper)

Still thinking of the Mad sketch where the kids say to Mickey “wait, you’re supposed to be funny?”

I cannot wait to sit down and have long, long conversations with him

—Zack Snyder is typing—

BREAKING: Garbage Steals From Trash

Good

No, I don’t think so. No thank you, Mr. Abrams.

The A.V. Club: Grudgingly tolerate

So long as Ryan Reynolds has something to keep referencing in Deadpool 3

Can’t wait to explore the 90-Day Green Lantern universe!

Remember when the Washington Post said it would come out in 2017? Good times. 

Hey give him some slack! Not writing that novel has taken up loads of his time!

We’ll catch these Targaryens on the flip-side, dudemiesters... NOT!

And then he’ll sell the whole thing to Comcast in three years anyway