1. Too many ‘80s needle-drops

I keep having to google every obscure name dropped in this article and comments thread and each time I am flabbergasted that these characters exist and that people remember them. Good on all of you, but my goodness

That’s a good point. BvS kept reiterating that the only difference between them was iconography: day vs night, man vs god, etc. Like... they’re fundamentally different people but the reason both of them wanted to fight each other was “this guy’s a menace, he’s too dangerous and I’m the only one who can stop him”

Jim, you owned your own submarine.

Especially since a lot of the cast are kids? Like, did all the minor cast members also have to learn to hold their breath for 4+ minutes??

These Netflix guys will say ANYthing!

This is a lot to process, but I think we have to remember, amidst all the painful, confusing, and bizarre Ye news in recent weeks, that he made Graduation

The high-R-chy of the DC Universe is about to change

Good to know that billions of dollars, one of the biggest and most newsworthy social media networks, and the internet access of a country that’s being invaded are all in the hands of a thick-skinned guy like Musk.

I remember a lot of hate for him when I was in elementary school but I thought it was just part of the larger issue of kids wanting to decry “baby stuff” they used to love to prove how grown up they were. I never knew it extended to colleges and high schools. 

RIGHT? Make it more like Legend of Korra where the challenge is not just another evil empire but division from within as they try to craft a better society! They even allude to the issue of droid’s rights in the prequels!

Well Star Wars confirmed that its first rebellion was essentially pointless

Make it your mission to fall in love with the void.

I don’t understand why people don’t want to work while looking at poorly rendered furniture and getting nauseous every time they move their head a fraction of an inch??

Will the papercut blame me for not making it my mission to fall in love with the papercut and organizing times to get papercut with my colleagues or friends?

God I hope we get to live in a world where Facebook/Meta starts to rival Google in terms of “pushing a really big project that absolutely no one uses and then killing it five months later”

Really gave “vaguely from Brooklyn” vibes

Jet fuel can’t melt rocket boots

Regardless of what the next Avatar ends up being called, we must never forget that in 2019 they were seriously considering calling it: “Avatar: The Seed Bearer.”

My bet is it will be some version of the Mad Thinker, just because that will give us Awesome Android and we will be one step closer to him being Jen’s admin assistant