My dad was a bit of car nut. I remember having this 1967 Toyota Crown for a while

Oh, thanks for the insight.

Crack pipe, easily!

Mostly true, except a lot of these cars have a tendency to crack rear sub frame, especially for the manual ones.

Shit, he said shit so many times, while not making any shitty arguments!

Hey wait a minutes, this is no $35k 4 cylinder Camry, what happened?

Glad you found the shifter throws acceptable!

All of this nerd fest would be fine and dandy until your aberrant anomaly of the cookie tin is flattened by a giant, lifted F250 bro dozer who totally did not see you :(

Cookie tin-thin body, caster wheels and a wheezy 660 cc engine that struggles to maintain even 55 mph? No thank you, there are more pleasant ways to die.

It’s the whole experience of being able to walk around, sleep comfortably and sit down at a table to eat while still hurtling towards your destination at a good clip, that I find enticing.

Long live Torch, the king mountain maker out of proverbial mole hill!!

I have fantasized about riding a train from WI to Seattle with my kids a few times. Amtrak never fails to shut those fantasies down promptly.

Well done, Mike! I enjoyed reading the review.

My e39 wagon also chimes rather annoyingly when it detects feeezing temperature

Also, the miles remaining is dependent on other factors too besides just the amount of of gas remaining in the tank. 

How long have this been bothering you? Looks like you have had all this anger and hate disdain for BMW drivers pent up for a while.

Corny!

Come, come. Now, now! Sure, you smiled internally and felt smug about someone else’s misfortune, but don’t hurt yourself now, patting your own back so hard!

Both of my boys have exacted a similarly satisfying revenge on unscrupulous nurses in the past.

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